bob
Fairborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MisterSeth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Unwanted
🌶️ Spicy
Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Crappit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
not a photographer
🌶️ Spicy
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Escondido, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
AlexK
United Kingdom
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
Top comments
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;
bmkc4 1
Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.
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Comments (226)
eileenrj 4
Time for a new girlfriend dude
Mathyouu 0
Maybe you need a boyfriend.
Jaguar110880 4
Ouch I am sorry bro
Steve95401 49
I'd like to see the picture too. She can't be THAT bad. On the other hand...
ChloeG_fml 9
Time to move on!:)
misspulkadot24 17
Oh my, that isn't how it's supposed to work last time I checked...
Steve95401 49
Maybe OP should have kept the picture that was in the frame when he bought it.
JessicaNB 2
Am I the only one who thought maybe OP's girlfriend is so hot that after looking at her picture he instantly came, thus getting rid of his morning wood?
iBiteRoses 22
Or maybe all the blood flow went to his brain when he started thinking about how much he loves her, and how much she must love him to send him pictures like that?
ddddddddg 9
Well T least now you have a way to get rid of it?
pmadNess 16
Time to move on?...
claudzzzz 5
damn. sounds like its time for a new gf maybe?