bob
Fairborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MisterSeth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Unwanted
🌶️ Spicy
Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Crappit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
not a photographer
🌶️ Spicy
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Escondido, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
AlexK
United Kingdom
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
Top comments
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;
bmkc4 1
Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.
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Comments (226)
smilepatrol 7
On the up side, if you ever need to get rid of an embarrassing erection, then you have your solution!
flockz 20
the cure for the four hour Viagra boner.
TwiztedYuri 9
you OP just started an epidemic. all the girls out there who sent thier boyfriends nude pic will be chewing them apart for thinking they're ugly..... job well done -____-
perdix 31
Looks like you are in need of an upgrade, you need a better girlfriend, penis and/or sexual orientation.
somewizdom 15
Good thing she wasn't there to witness that.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
sounds like she needs to get a flat belly ,,, her boobs will look bigger & will look 10x hotter
_ebbonyy 11
you're a moron..
sweetmama88 6
Sorry for you, time for another girlfriend.
SovietBarney 8
Try photoshopping a moustache on the picture.
AnonTEARS 2
I swear that was another FML...
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
She must've looked like lady gaga! Haha more like lady gag-gag
TheBibo14 0
Bad joke alert.
alfred07 18
You're dating someone whose naked body turns you off? It sounds like she should be the one posting on fml.