bob
Fairborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MisterSeth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Unwanted
🌶️ Spicy
Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Crappit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
not a photographer
🌶️ Spicy
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Escondido, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
AlexK
United Kingdom
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
Top comments
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;
bmkc4 1
Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.
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Comments (226)
mikeawesome 0
Not gonna lie I kinda hope she read this
yoi55 0
YDI for denying your homosexuality
noisebox 1
Shouldn't it have had the opposite effect? Maybe a butt shot would have done the trick..
Elovena 9
What an ass.
yuri63f6 7
Pics or it didnt happen.
alexisbronner 1
That's so sad.
itskimHOLLA 0
... Let's be honest here... You're ******.
eris1028 4
Maybe if you cut back on **** use a naked pic of your gf wouldnt turn you off
CastielJ 6
You were so in love with her hot body you forgot that you needed to pee. (Morning wood happens because you need to pee. )
WoahBeanyBabiez 5
Maybe it was just a really badly taken picture? It doesn't necessarily mean her body is unattractive to him. I mean if it was that bad surely he wouldn't have gone out with her in the first place (you can tell what a body more-or-less looks like in clothes).