bob
Fairborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MisterSeth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Unwanted
🌶️ Spicy
Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Crappit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
not a photographer
🌶️ Spicy
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Escondido, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
AlexK
United Kingdom
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
Top comments
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;
bmkc4 1
Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.
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Comments (226)
Bluekaren16 19
This FML will make many girls feel insecure about being naked in front of their boyfriend. Many girls fear this >.
oxford247 2
No it won't. If a girl will let a random post on FML make her feel insecure she's got much bigger problems. Noone can make you feel anything you don't want to.
Bluekaren16 19
Not the fml. The fact that you turn off your own boyfriend.
zyme 11
A healthy balance is really necessary for any relationship, all looks and no intellectual appeal can be as aggravating as its opposite...
rcgirl2 11
If she turns you off, then maybe you should get a new girl.
hornyrabbit12 8
Dude I live in Ohio 2
donut_gurl 8
it may be personality that counts, but ur gf shouldnt turn u off. time to break up
Bluekaren16 19
So true!
cherry72 13
FHL.
alfred07 18
I have no sympathy for you, just your girlfriend.
alfred07 18
(this post was by my fiancée not me,that is why I have two posts saying the same thing in this fml)
downtime 13
Nobody cares...
max500 4
124- You are probably one of the most obnoxious ******* pricks on here. That is all.
downtime 13
157, I'd say something back but I honestly have no idea who you are...it's a little hard to respond to someone who doesn't matter.
WitchyWife667 5
168- but you just did
Vero2410 0
Maybe it's time to break up
hewro_failure 11
So what that just means you can start being truthful to yourself and admit that you either no longer like her or no longer like women in general
peniiis 8
This is more of a FML for her than you.