Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
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duds24 0
dude, come out of the closet
TomFantastic 0
Not necessarily gay, I know a few straight guys who like the idea of shemales... one's actually going to Thailand soon to try one
Love_Bugg 0
This doesn't make him gay. It's natural to have something like that turn you on even if you're a guy. It doesn't mean he likes them.
RenRen_fml 0
I went to Thailand on a school trip and Thai She-males actually look like women. Some are even beautiful.
cthulhu1138 1
That's probably why she's the OP's ex.
DangerousBabee 0
Hmm. This is the type of thing that makes you question your sexuality,eh? xD
prttyyngthng 0
They're not straight... ...and apparently, neither is the OP.
Logica42 0
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Okay. Firstly, you browsed for naked pictures of your EX girlfriend. Hit #1. Secondly, anything starting with "I thought it would be funny if," is, 80% of the time, going to be completely retarded- here, we have a prime example of this fact. I mean, really, WHAT? Hit#2. And #3, if you want to get into it. And then, it turned you on. Karma, man, it's a bitch. Hit#4. So not only are you a little bit of a loser/retard combination, but you also fall into a category that most people find disturbing and weird on some level. And you discovered this with a massive display of loser/retard. Yeah, you deserved that karma strikedown. -massages temples-
Logica42 0
Oh, and it's not really that uncommon. Some chicks like it too. So, if that makes you feel better, take solace in it.
Riceman80 0
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Actually, it is very uncommon. I would get your head checked.
jarhead321 0
I think he just meant to imply that his ex was ugly, like she looked so bad that the penis actually helped
Suckstbeyou 0
hate to break it to ya, but your not exactly straight. not normal man.
aannggiiee 0
you're*
hi5534 3
ok grammar nazi. lol, this would suck. wow, i'd hate to be you right now. but hey, it happens. just keep it a secret ;)
Turner_22 0
Just because someone is gay or bi doesn't mean they aren't normal. :3
00754chan 0
ROFLMAOOOO. nice work.
fuckmyl1f333 0
Why would u admit this?
bigotcretin 0
b/c its fairly anonymous
butterfly629 0
what yu said :P
PerfasarusRex 3
Yeah dude hate to break it to you but you aren't straight.
LetItRock2009 0
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A bit odd, not that I've got a problem with gays, i love'em, but a chick with **** and a dick....that's a bit F'd up...
duds24 0
ehhhhhhh? don't know about that one, you might wanna re think that one
Tuga_fml 0
Yep. No guys in the scene, but still penetration. They haven't invented better **** yet...
mattmag 0
Haha I never thought of it that way. *goes to find weird *****
Riceman80 0
They HAVE actually. Almost anything not involving two guys, old ladies, or animals is better than a girl with a penis.
Avenging_Angel 0
You put a dick on a girl? Somebody needs a life...
celerydancer 0
That's because you want that penis you photoshopped on your ex to be in your mouth.
highonlife77 0
Sorry man you're gay
jrl585 0
mabey it's time for you to come out the closet ?
PureGold 0
Maybe you're into shemales? But seriously, it's so messed up that you wanted to Photoshop a penis onto your ex in the first place... O_O She lucky to be rid of you.