bob
Fairborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MisterSeth
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Unwanted
🌶️ Spicy
Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Crappit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
not a photographer
🌶️ Spicy
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Escondido, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
AlexK
United Kingdom
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
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drawmyhearton_fml 3
Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;
bmkc4 1
Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.
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Comments (226)
unknown_user5566 27
Whatever you do, DON'T tell her. That would be no good for you, my friend.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
He's not your friend, buddy
snowboarder531 5
She's not your buddy, pal.
Mintylicious 1
She's not your buddy, pal.
xcarxcrashx 9
He's not your pal, chief.
ulazalde 3
Dam! These people get their panties all up their arse so easily.
Beanie2012 12
He's not your chief, hun.
welandedonthemoo 5
He's not ur Hun, gaylord
unknown_user5566 27
How did you all find out that I don't have friends?! :(
p3mguin 7
She's not your hun, friend
ednusi 7
He's not your hun, babe
kofeinisti 6
...aaaand you ruined it. friend, buddy, pal. where'd the chief come from?
therealslim 15
^ **** off
123man 11
What were you doing before you went to sleep that you woke up to a nude picture of her? Or did someone play a trick on you?
unknown_user5566 27
What type of trick involves photographing your friend's girlfriend while she's nude?
TheDrifter 24
I can think of a couple...
t765234 10
18- The kind that don't go over very well if they find out it's you.
sex_and_drugs 11
u don't need to be doing anything before u go to sleep I send nude pictures for my boyfriend to wake up too all the time without us having done anything the night before and without him asking
unknown_user5566 27
107- You're 14, which means you are participating in child ****. Congratulations.
iloveandy143 7
And her usernames sex and drugs hahaha... Don't wanna kno how she's ended up by the time she's actually legal.
t765234 10
107- I genuinely hope you get caught doing that, that way you are forever labled a sex-offender everywhere you go for the rest of your life.
sabyen 4
129: 14 year old girls being made sex offenders for pictures of themselves is exactly why that registry is useless. It is supposed to help people look out for rapist and child molesters and it is full of people who urinated in an alley or sent pictures of themselves to their partners. I really hope you were joking.
cropper 0
It's usually the guys on the other end of the nude pics, that end up getting caught and labeled sex offenders and little miss underage gets away.
tylenol123 0
107 wtf??? And she still gets labeled as a sex offender if she takes the pictures of herself. If your so proud tonshowbyour body to these guys why cant you just **** him?? I mean he probably shows all his friends you know
BeautyOfGrac3 6
I second that
music_woman1 11
There must be some reason why you like her, and if it's not for the body, then it could be for everything else about her
IcedJesus 5
Could have given into peer pressure? And wasn't man enough to say no.
bebefer 8
No more embarrassing moments when your mom comes into your room in the morning!
Jared900DUmpling 30
Except she might see the picture of op's girlfriend if he isn't careful.
Thisismypchere 8
How would you like to send said picture to me? I want to see if it works for me as well.
Awsumuzzie 12
Where do you live that makes it morning right now?
MotherHen88 4
Morning wood is due to vasodilation, which occurs when you enter a very deep sleep. It has nothing to do with horniness or having to go to the bathroom. The more you know.
The_F3rris 11
And knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOE!
DeadBitch 5
Imagine if she catches you one here...
georgia97 2
On*?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Is your girlfriend Justin Bieber? Then I don't blame you.
TheBibo14 0
Please don't tell her that. That is if you want a girl.
whostolemylama 12
oh dear, at least it wasnt a STIFF morning
TriflingAllDay 6
Failed pun.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Was it a flaccid pun?
Kill Me Please!!! 9
it means "not erected" aka "he's probably not interested "