Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Top comments
breeY0 7
why would you leave your weed out in the first place !
K_kanaka 26
Sooooooooooo how long are you grounded for?
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Comments (158)
pieceoschmidt 8
10) Agreed, in fact just reading those four disastrous words brings recollections of the heart pounding conversations I wish I could forget. OP) Come on now, its the carelessnesses (is that a word?) like this that put you in these situations anyway, YDI sir, next time either hide it or put your money to better use, I recommend the latter.
CozzySwag 2
Fail
shaker87 0
Hahaha that's shitty
Coffeebang 17
I always see what people has to say before I say anything
L_Lovegood 19
Rule #1 in the lives of ALL teens: Never, ever confess something blindly. You risk telling them something they don't know.
Roxxxxay 13
At least they couldn't be too bitchy about it, right?
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Biggest mistake, never confess til you're sure of the accusations, otherwise that shit happens...
LupeTabasco 5
Sorry for your loss... Maybe some weed will help you get over it? Wait.... no... nvm....
BlackBlazeCobra 16
FYL for your dog, YDI for assuming too quickly.
emmagillespie24 11
Wait- you didn't notice that your dog wasnt there?