Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
She was trying to get YOU to break things off with HER, and she thought that would do it. Kind of a cowardly, roundabout way to break up with someone. When you didn’t take the bait because you actually care about her (and it was pretty awesome and understanding of you, btw), she flipped it and used it as a reason to dump you anyway. Sorry, OP. You are free now to find someone who appreciates someone compassionate and kind.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You dodged a bullet there. Congrats!
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AmbrosiaFan 19
You dodged a bullet there. Congrats!
JasonThorn 23
I'm amazed OP didn't hear a whizzing sound next to his ear when she said that.
cacheson 42
Seems like it was a test.. obviously you “failed”. Sounds more like crazy than love. :(
RichardPencil 32
"It's a trap!" - Admiral Akbar Or "You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead— your next stop, the Friend Zone!" -- Rod Serling (more or less)
Marcella1016 32
She was trying to get YOU to break things off with HER, and she thought that would do it. Kind of a cowardly, roundabout way to break up with someone. When you didn’t take the bait because you actually care about her (and it was pretty awesome and understanding of you, btw), she flipped it and used it as a reason to dump you anyway. Sorry, OP. You are free now to find someone who appreciates someone compassionate and kind.
bloopaloop 27
Tbh, you are kind of a wuss for agreeing to that. It was catch 22, like others have said. But if it was going to be called off anyway, you should have made it on your terms.
tounces7 28
Yeah it's a good thing you aren't now stuck in an emotional relationship with someone so toxic.
clair_brodie 35
Like... She does know asexual people exist right?
sickerthanyou 13
That’s another version of “it’s not you, it’s me”, but it backfire on her and now she blames you. You dodge a huge bullet
Mellowyellow15 10
She’s ****** up. You can do better.
Matthew Irmen 11
Women like that are idiots, find a better one