Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Top comments
breeY0 7
why would you leave your weed out in the first place !
K_kanaka 26
Sooooooooooo how long are you grounded for?
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Comments (158)
adamjohnson 5
Weed is bad
ShadowedHuman 5
Rookie mistake. Never confess to something you're not sure they know about.
grannygruber 6
So did you tell them you had already heard about your dog dying and you were so distraught you got a bag of weed to help calm your nerves? Seriously tho, YDI for the weed, but the dog dying sucks a big one!
SaintT 15
I bet your dog got into your weed and was tripping so bad they thought he was dead!!!!!
HiddenMonkey 8
You never speak first in that kind of situation. You never know what they'll say.
sportcrazychick4 7
Well to bad you spoke before you knew now they probably confiscated your weed and you can't smoke it. Now you have to deal with your dogs death... SORRY OP!
BobbieH 19
YDI for admitting to something before being accused. You shouldn't overreact, just wait to see what the topic or accusation is first.
Aeroxx1337 17
YDI for having the weed, but FYL for your dog dying.
twisted_cherub 14
The worst was when my mom said, "We'll talk about this later." That was torture because I knew time would only make her angrier.
TylerDirty 15
lol classic :p