Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
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txgirl09 5
OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/
cj7geojeep 0
You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P
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Comments (100)
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't think I'd have the guts to video tape myself sleeping. Especially since I experience sleep paralysis from time to time. Could you imagine what might be lurking?
BabyKayks 2
Been there, done that!
bizarre_ftw 22
You may Think that's what happened, but actually there were rufies in the water, you drank it all, and after your friends were finished screwing with you they decided to dump a pail of water on you. Honestly? How did you not notice with all that sharpie all over you and you waking up in a lacy ball gown? Sheesh! People these days! They're either far too oblivious or think things through Way too much! Glad I'm not like that! Oh! Also! Just for safety's sake: I suggest [...] exactly what type of rufie [...] according to this medical dictionary [...] you should [...] clean mango thoroughly [...] if stinging starts [...] release the extremely deadly viper!! [...] and that's how I got this scar [...] who wants tea?
FYlife604 18
happened to me but replace water bottle with huge cup and add laptop to bed being soaked
SexySheWolf 0
sounds like something i would do!
purebliss7 6
my husaband did that one time with a 2liter of mountain dew
mja2014 4
That's awkward haha I did that the other night except I was in the middle of pissing in a bottle (I couldn't make it to the bathroom). FML for having to clean that shit up
lmao4evah 0
Talk about a wet-dream :p
chickenwalrus 14
i hate when i mean to comment on the actual FML but accidentaly comment on a comment... takes away the fun of 1474883 thumbs up
chickenwalrus 14
i hate when i mean to comment on the actual FML but accidentaly comment on a comment... takes away the fun of 1474883 thumbs up