Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
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Comments (189)
burtonboard97 0
That would be pornography and he could become a registered sex offender. He would not send it to everyone you know. How old are you? Maybe that is what you need however to realized you shouldn't get that drunk you idiot.
IAmBridgette 0
Tsk tsk tsk...
conservatank 0
same, #156
koalakittens 0
That's great though, at least your dad has a sense of humor. And YDI for being a drunk *****.
thetakingback 0
People who think this is funny clearly don't have psychotic ****** up sicko dads like you do.
squeaksx24 0
What the hell? Your father is an asshole. Sorry if that's ahrsh, but it's true.
shad0wDude 2
tell everyone that your dad is a pervert and took pictures of you with your skirt down while you were passed out.
Brentos 0
Haha your fault for getting that hammered! Your Dad is teaching you a good lesson. Next time he's drunk, do the same ;)
trustno1fox 0
YD for being a ****! Or maybe your dad took advantage of you while you were wasted. o sHIT call DA POLICE!!!!!!!!
jplumbob 4
Damn girl. I don't think your cop dad would just post the pic and show everyone. Just a few posts ago you said that he was cleaning a gun in front of your date. I hope you readers see through this. Look at the pic in the upper right corner. That pic is in one he'll of a lot of posts. I hate people who lie.