Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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uhmfml 0
that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you
boatiebanter 0
YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.
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Comments (189)
jack6179 0
how did you become fully dressed after? your dad could have violated you for all you know so you should get yourself checked out like now your dad is a real jerk though either way
MKflyy 0
This is legitly the greatest punishment for how you acted. Drinking is fun and all, but try not to be so trashy about it next time. Your dad, contrary to some previous comments, realized what a great learning tool humility is. I'm sure you were covered because there is no implied creepiness of your dad before hand. Although a bit harsh, you'll probably think several times before getting that smashed again. Final verdict: YouDeservedIt.
mxf06 0
this is fake and if it's real, then YDI it for being a moron
FPsLife 5
I was going to save this one in the memory banks, but I like #46's idea better...
mxf06 0
um... your dad sending out half naked pictures of you? and posting as your wallpaper? you can press charges for child pornography and get him arrested... or sexual harassement... and yeah, it probably would look like he raped you and took pictures, so um... he humiliated himself probably MORE than you... you brought this on yourself because you were retarded and lost control of your drinking... but jeez, get that pervert arrested
lonerftl 3
Nice. Lesson learned, I presume?
alewiina 0
I clicked FYL because your dad is an asshole. But YDI too for getting that drunk.
RyeBreadBoy 0
YDI. He probably sent it out to everyone to embarass you and teach you a lesson. You shouldn't drink to that point. If you passed out in that state, who knows what else you did? Hooked up with some randoms? Hopefully you've learned your lesson. Drink responsibly. Besides, if you still live with your parents you're probably too young to be drinking anyway.
roks_out_loud 0
I almost feel bad for you. Almost. But way to drink way too much.
CaPtAiN_Co 0
wtf.. gross.. your skirt was around your knees and your dad has it as his desktop?..... awkkkkkkward.