Today, we had a power surge. I don’t know how, but the living room TV blew up and burned the image into the LCD so that even though the telly is dead, you can still see a freeze frame of the last thing I was watching. It was a porno, and you can see absolutely everything. My dad is going to kill me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HayNow 11
Welp... time for the screen to "somehow" become cracked.....
Chazzster 32
I can’t help thinking what kind of idiot would be jerking it off to the family TV? Don’t you have a smartphone or laptop or some other personal internet device? Don’t you have a more private room? And just what were you planning on doing if Mom had walked in unexpectedly? If you do dumb things often enough you will eventually regret it. By the way, I am an electronic engineer - This sounds suspiciously like an attempt at karma farming to me. I never heard of an LCD getting a burned in image that was visible with the device “broken”.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (5)
D J's MOM 17
I agree, your life does suck.
HayNow 11
Welp... time for the screen to "somehow" become cracked.....
RichardPencil 32
If you're going to jerk off so vigorously, you need to ground yourself before touching electronics. Discharges can ruin electronics, static or otherwise.
Chazzster 32
I can’t help thinking what kind of idiot would be jerking it off to the family TV? Don’t you have a smartphone or laptop or some other personal internet device? Don’t you have a more private room? And just what were you planning on doing if Mom had walked in unexpectedly? If you do dumb things often enough you will eventually regret it. By the way, I am an electronic engineer - This sounds suspiciously like an attempt at karma farming to me. I never heard of an LCD getting a burned in image that was visible with the device “broken”.
rotflqtms_ 21
If the TV is broken, toss it out. You can't use it anyway. Tell your parents about the power surge then toss it. Drop it a few times while you're at it.