Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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justmethough 8
You have to accept it, she will not always love you.
Enslaved 38
I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!
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Comments (93)
JMTS 0
I'm sure the cops would understand.
biggestfan23 11
It's funny because when she died people always talked about how they loved her and whatnot. But when she was alive not a lot of people were echoing the same tune
effedml 5
I understand. I loved Whitney, too.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
15 - If only it was just Whitney. It happens to pretty much every musician or even your common everyday person. Also, no matter how passionate OP and the friend were about their sides of the argument, it could have been done in a more civilized manner. It must have been quite intense to warrant a call to the police. Then again, people rush to call them for anything and everything these days.
morgann4826 0
I don't understand how this is an FML...
sickjairo 7
Crack is wack.
justmethough 8
You have to accept it, she will not always love you.
AllDaysLost182 0
Because she's dead?
PaulB123 11
Good dp with the comment!
rosebush67 0
Your black
Enslaved 38
I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!
yummy_richkid 3
^Exactly! She killed her self and threw her own life away.
babeyface 0
I agree!!!
Calyx_fml 22
Actually she was a lesbian. Having to fake straight and marry bobby, dumping the woman who was her true love is what destroyed her. But even that was her decision. She chose her career and money over love so she is at fault, not bobby.
rubberduckie94 13
So you and your friend do not have the greatest love of all I take it.
PaulB123 11
Did the police cool you off?
iloveweed69 7
RIP Whitney Houston :(
Torva_fml 16
What the ****? Did people seriously thumbs down a RIP? What assholes.
iloveweed69 7
I know :( people have no hearts :/
foreveryoung2345 5
People are thumbing it down because if Whitney was still alive no one would be giving two ***** about her, and now when she does die everybody all of a sudden loves her and worships her.
redneck45x 2
I'm so tired of hearing that shit!!!!!!!
ArcadePie 10
Another crackhead dies and the world becomes a better place
chase534 0
Right? Who gives a **** if she dies she didn't do anything that made this world better her music sucked and all she did was smoke crack the only good thing usher appearances on family guy an American dad nothing else she should rest in peices!
mama2b3 20
^^True
DontForgetMe4 0
" Oh Gary! You'll never believe what the two idiots in holding cell 2 are in for..." I wonder how many strange stories cops have.
Dracoboxer357 36
10- Oh, tons. I hear about it quite often at work. (I'm not a cop, I work with an aux constable and my uncle's a cop. Do I need to say again, you can't fix stupid?) :p
ThatDamnPaladin 10
10- Actually yeah cops have some of the best stories. For example, my father is a cop, and just the other day he told me a story about a woman he got a call about. Someone rang up the police station complaining about her, so my dad and another cop drove over to investigate. They started questioning her and she kept claiming she was a performer and that she wanted to show them a trick. My dad, thinking she was an erotic performer, politely declined. However, the other cop, being a smartass, said "Suuuure! Let's see your trick!" The woman pulled a 4-inch nail and a small hammer out of her backpack and hammered the nail right up her nostril. She then tried to get my dad to pull it out for her. Apparently she was a circus performer. Who would have known.
ArcadePie 10
Cool story bro
sweetpea41800 0
44- eww that must have been gross
qwertsarecool122 23
Everyone as their opinions, but Whitney will never always love me.
sparkrok 8
the awkward moment when your picture is the complete opposite of comment.
brohamas16 7
hah who won?