Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He told me his wife had filed for divorce this morning (I had no idea he had ever been married) and then he sent me the e-receipt for my nachos along with his Venmo handle. FML
Today, I got to speak to a friend with benefits and he’s been stringing me along for months now. We finally got the chance to do the deed and my husband ruined it. Now he only speaks to me when it’s convenient for him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
Today, my husband claimed to have gone to a baseball game by himself. My best friend posted a story where she went to that same game. My husband’s hand was in the background. He told me nothing happened between them and they went as just friends. He didn’t tell me because he “thought I’d be mad.” FML
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Top comments
Bogrbon 27
Let’s be honest, if you husband had taken one of your friends out for a movie and food, you’d be rather unhappy with him as well. At least I know my wife would.
randybryant799 21
Sounds like a date to me.
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Comments (11)
Doom_Kitty 14
It's really poor when grown up people are too insecure to let their partners have friends. And yes, sometimes you get betrayed but no, it's not a reason to treat a new partner like that.
Taker 4
You can have friends without going on a date with them. Seriously, dinner and movies? It DOES sound like a first date. I mean, it's the most typical first date.
randybryant799 21
Sounds like a date to me.
core01 30
Dinner and a movie? The big question is did it end with a handshake or a kiss?
Bogrbon 27
Let’s be honest, if you husband had taken one of your friends out for a movie and food, you’d be rather unhappy with him as well. At least I know my wife would.
RichardPencil 32
Did you ask your husband if he was cool with that? Sounds like you got caught in what might have become an affair.
princess_stabitty 20
Oh, right, this is exactly one of the scenarios where if your husband did what you did, everyone would be shocked at how dare he to do something like that to a woman... yet, when the woman does that, the husband is the insecure prick.
kfchicken 31
you're right he's not an insecure prick he's an immature prick. relationships aren't about revenge and "getting even" it's about communication and working around problems.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah, but we are hearing this story from one side of the argument. A side that believes she did nothing wrong. It's possible that after trying to communicate with his wife and getting nowhere, the husband has done this to give her an easier to understand argument.
dreams2383 20
their both idiots
HayNow 11
Who goes to a movie and dinner with their husbands friend without the husband???
And1 12
Wtf? Do you want a medal??
dreams2383 20
why would you go out with one of your husband's friends by yourself? did your husband not know? it's different if your husband knows and is ok with it but doesn't sound like he is. although he is acting like a child so I'm guessing you guys are either young,newly married or never grew up.
Amanda Marie Nehez 13
Idk I'm a believer that men and women can actually be friends like regular people, but then again that's how one degenerate cheated on me. It was technically the 'babysitter' though, I guess. My other normal relationships had lots of friends, of both genders.