Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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Comments (223)
xiortniios22 1
Ouch ha ha
aaaannnnaaaa 8
Hahahah LoL aNyWaY bLaMe YoUr SeLf
DracoSpirita 21
And why should the OP do that? It's not like they knew it would be in there.
lyskiss 10
bLaMe YoUr SpElLiNg.
Ohang 2
Probably because you should always check the oven before you turn it on? That is just common sense, or should be. Especially if you live with other people. I always check, and I am the only one who cooks. Op deserved it.
KMFiredancer 0
20 - Not only does your typing suck but after putting "hahaha", "lol" becomes unnecessary... AlSo TyPiNg LiKe ThIs is more work than typing normally...
BrysGirl27 14
Omg:( that sucks! I'm sorry! But out of all places why would she put it in the oven? Hmmmm:/
robinhood007 9
Right?! That is just asking for trouble....it's not her fault.
BrysGirl27 14
Exactly! And I know it's not her fault. Looks like mommy is gonna be buying her a new one:)
robinhood007 9
I was not implying you did not :) but some people will think it is :)
BrysGirl27 14
Yeah I know what you ment:) Happy Easter:)
bizarre_ftw 22
Best defusing of a tiny disagreement that could've gone bad on FML I've seen yet, you ma'am, deserve an applause by a small reptilian race one would expect to see in a men in black movie
BrysGirl27 14
Haha:) well thank you:)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Who the **** cares? like seriously
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't like it, don't read it
citymayer 7
I honestly don't understand why your mom put your Easter basket in the oven. I'd love to know what thoughts led her to that conclusion.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Me too. I don't get why everyone is complaining that OP didn't check before she preheated the oven, when hiding a damn easter basket in the oven isn't any smarter...
murdersquirrel 15
It's obviously a good hiding spot...
bizarre_ftw 22
Define good, cuz as I'm getting it You see it: somewhere bizarre that one would not expect to check The way most everyone else sees it: somewhere safe from flames These appear to be conflicting when it comes to the question of the oven
jkcarr1 2
Dammmmnnn that sucks
bizarre_ftw 22
I see you put much thought into this comment
aimferd 4
ALWAYS check first...u better hope its never anything else...
bizarre_ftw 22
So hey, uh honey... You know that puppy you wanted for Christmas....?
ehtheis518 0
My guess..., in the oven?
kimmi41509 10
Why would she leave it in the oven? You're supposed to wake up on Easter morning with the baskets on a table or something of the sort. FYL
MJL3397 1
You should always check inside before you turn on any appliance. You never know when someone might store an empty pot or pan in the oven, or when a giant moth will commit suicide in the toaster, or when a cat might fall asleep in the dryer. It takes only a second to check. Better safe than sorry.
BrysGirl27 14
I love your examples hahaha:p
bizarre_ftw 22
I worry you speak from experience o.O
gonad_gobbler 1
Op, you must be eggstremely upset.
BrysGirl27 14
Haha punny;D but sad:/
ghostlilac 25
I don't get why you were thumbed down, that pun was kind of clever :p