Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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Comments (223)
La_lovatic 1
Omg sucks!!
Nono97_fml 10
Next time check before turning the oven on
littlenumber8 8
Seriously...how old are you OP?
littlenumber8 8
How old is OP? Cannot believe Easter egg hunts still float his boat...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Bahahahaha!! FYL OP. Reminds me of the time my mom put a huge bowl of strawberries in the oven to keep the flies off of them, and my stepdad decided to preheat the oven. XD
freddykrueger56 2
That sucks
melissahoefs83 2
If you are old enough to post on here and use a oven unsupervised maybe you are too old to be getting an Easter basket ;)
Uluyara 6
Guys, chill out with the age comments. I'm 20 and living at home until I graduate college, and my mom LOVES making me an Easter basket every year. At this point, all I get is candy, but since I'm an only child, I'm still her baby and she gets a huge kick out of it.
alicethestrange 2
How the **** do you not check the oven?! People actually store things in there you know. You deserved it. & you seem to old for an Easter basket too.
butterflyz1961 2
If you're old enough to cook, aren't you too old for an Easter basket?
RogueWarrior869 23
I've been cooking since I was 6. I had to work my way up from frozen waffles and chicken nuggets, but usually most people learn how to start cooking fairly young.