Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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Comments (223)
Jiffy0464 4
So you wanted to give your mom some hot sausage in bed?
MDTeddy 13
Who walks into a Kitchen and turns on an oven like you assumed nothing is in it. People are known to store pots and pans there.
jewwybeanzzz 10
That's why you ALWAYS check it. Even if there has never been anything in there before. I turned the oven on once and burned up my cake that took me hours of work.
asoke 8
This is why OPs mum hid it in the oven cause she knew her daughter wouldn't check in there ;)
shanemc1991 0
Salty
TokyoKid47 3
You don't check the oven before you preheat it?
Metthew 15
And that's why you always check if someone left anything in the oven before you turn it on..
itightropedancer 0
How can you not notice a Easter basket in a oven..?
kitta22 6
Redmain i have to agree with robinhood i live in the same kind of household all my friends and there familys never even heard of that storingthe pot and pans in the oven and use a rag to dry its faster and dont use gas or anything and as far as that rule for checking it ya my moms a pro baker and shes never heard or read that anywher.. But ok
RogueWarrior869 23
It's actually fairly common to store pots in a stove when not in use. O_o
kitta22 6
But i want to thank u for a laugh its been such a bad day for me thanku