Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Breakfast time!
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Breakfast of champions
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
robinhood007 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Who would do that to there own oven?
redmane 21
I dunno, if you live with other people, they put things in there for preparation or something, I would guess you would need to check it before you preheat.
robinhood007 9
I understand what you're saying but she was excited and did not think she needed to, very rarely would you have to. I mean come on...it was an easter basket...that right there is just weird...
Charle0555 4
I always check before I preheat my parents hide bread in ours sometimes. I have no clue why.. .
redmane 21
Because baking and cooking isn't serious and shouldn't be taken cautiously. I don't know, I wouldn't like to ruin an expensive oven with melted chocolate and plastic.
robinhood007 9
Ok well that's your house. Guessing from the way she did not check, that most likely does not happen in her house and therefore was not her fault. The oven? Really? To hide an easter basket? I am sorry but that's a dumb place to put it. And i'll most likely get thumbed down but idk it just does not seem like her fault. She would have checked it if things were normally in her oven.
redmane 21
Well this doesn't really matter because it is said and done, and it was just a suggestion. People do things on the whim all the time, I understand that but she should have expected the unexpected. I don't care if I get shit for this. Checking it probably would have been the responsible thing to do.
robinhood007 9
You're suggestion should have been to not put something like an easter basket in something used to cook.
redmane 21
Fine. It was both their faults. Jeez.
robinhood007 9
I don't mean to sound bitchy or rude I just feel bad for her and being critical is mean when it was not her fault alone :)
redmane 21
And that is why I voted both for YDI and FYL.
Enslaved 38
My oven is used for storing things like pot and pans. I would think most people would use it to do the same. It only takes two seconds to check if there's anything in the over. I bet the OP won't make that mistake again.
ThaNamesBooth 10
No you're right, the OP should have checked the oven before turning it on. That's one of the first rules of cooking in a place where more than one person uses the facilities. When I lived with my parents they used to put skillets of grease or pizza in the oven. Hopefully the OP has learned for next time.
redmane 21
Thank you 55 and 56.
doctorhook86 25
I agree with Redmane; this is an FML because the OP accidentally melted their own gift, but more importantly, it's a YDI because they didn't check the oven before turning it on. Check your ovens before operating them, people! House fires are serious business.
robinhood007 9
I guess my family is the only one to use drawers for pots and pans :) my bad did not realize my mistake :) guess that's why I never learned this golden rule :)
redmane 21
You put a wet dish or pot and pan in the oven at 170 degrees for it to dry.
robinhood007 9
I usually let it air dry :) and its more friendly to our earth :) why waste all the energy to do something a towel or air can do?
redmane 21
Sometimes. I do that sometimes. Moderation. And you can put things in there if you can't find space for it at the moment.
robinhood007 9
That's awesome :) but like i said my family used drawers and doesn't dry in the oven. We put stuff in the oven when we're cooking it and my easter basket would go on my dresser in my room :) so I guess I never needed to learn that rule :) my bad. But I'll stick with drawers and towels :) have fun being super dangerous and putting things in something made for cooking :) dont forget to check your microwave too, never know when someone might have put their Pot or pan in it because they needed to store it somewhere :)
redmane 21
It's the whole hiding Easter eggs and baskets thing people do. It was her fault she turned the thing on in the first place, an her parents fault for putting it there. No need to get super personal, it was a suggestion, and a good one at that. I thought you said you didn't mean to be rude or critical. This is kind of slamming how baking or cooking should be done. Sorry.
robinhood007 9
No I'm saying that y'all shouldn't be telling people what to do in their own homes. I am not saying to not check your ovens, if you want to have at it but don't get on people cases who don't do it because they don't have to normally. I was giving y'all an example of a house (with four people) that doesn't have to check. Maybe OP lives in a house like mine :) just a thought so really her mom deserved it not her.
NoOneLovesYou 13
Your :) comments :) are :) unnecessary :) and :) unintelligent :) many people do use appliances for storage, even occasionally. in fact, I don't know many people who, if not doing it themselves, are unfamiliar with the practice.
redmane 21
Maybe OP lives in a house like mine. I gave a good example too. Let's just call this whole teeny debate off and call it a truce.
ALpein 0
I'd have to agree that this isn't entirely their fault. 'Just the way she likes them.' To me, that infers that she usually cooks for her mom (or it could be another family member who does, just my guess) and, as used to cooking, it's routine to just immideately preheat. Just my thought but I'm probably looking too far into it. lol
redmane 21
I think we all look a little too far into it.
PaulB123 11
Redmane I sure hope nothing unfortunate ever happens in your world. If something does and you feel sorry for yourself, you're going to be eating from a bowel of hypocrisy. It seems insanely cynical to suggest that OP honestly deserves to have his/her Easter present fried because OP was trying to do something nice for his/her mother. But I guess by the number of thumbs up and support you have you're not the only one! Happy Easter though right!?
mandapanda94521 1
I always check before I turn it on. Sometimes a baking or broiler pan gets left in when the food gets taken out. It's nice to check to make sure but her parents shouldn't have put her basket there.
The_Hitdude 12
redmane and ALpein: After 25 comments you're JUST realizing that you're "looking a little too far into it"? Damn. Must've been one hell of a debate.
robinhood007 9
Other than the fact that if she lived in a house like your she most likely would have checked it because she would have been used to things in the oven but she was not and her easter basket was baked as a result. 119 is right and that is what I meant by saying you're 'suggestion' was mean considering what happened. But I guess people who use their ovens for storage or drying dishes just don't understand that some don't and therefore don't need to check.
The_Hitdude 12
133- Punctuation is your friend.
robinhood007 9
Oh sorry I forgot people on FML are all serious about other peoples grammar on comments. I'll remember that for next time bro .
Jezlovespink 5
Yeah my grandparents put pans in their oven and my mom puts her pan with hot greese in it to cool down so no one touches it....
robinhood007 9
I love how everyone is just adding more about using their appliances for storage but it does not change the fact that not everyone does. If you do, it would be to stupid not to check. But if you do not it is unnecessary. I just do not understand how y'all do not get this. It's a pretty simple idea to understand. Check your ovens, I don't care. But I am not stupid for not doing it considering nothing is stored in my oven, ever. And it was not OP's fault because she most likely does not have to either and this was a freak accident.
doctorhook86 25
Fire. Safety. Check your oven before you fire em up.
The_Hitdude 12
No need to be a dick robinhood. I was just trying to give you a tip so you don't get verbally crucified by others. Looks like it was in vain though.
robinhood007 9
I wouldn't care what others think about my grammar. I have good grammar but this is FML and on a phone I am not going to add a comma for everything. And its fire safety if it's a hazard. If it's not then it's just, must I say again, unnecessary.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe OP typically checks but was still sleepy or distracted by Easter. Oh SNAP
redmane 21
119- I never said that she deserves her Easter stuff to be fried, I just said that she should have checked it beforehand. Hopefully she learns from her mistake and checks the oven from now on.
redmane 21
And before anyone ever told me to check, I've fried stuff in the oven in the past. That is why I said shoulda checked it first. I learned from my mistake.
redmane 21
133- are you suggesting that you know for sure that OP lives in a house like yours? Both of our suggestions are hypothetical. We don't know how OP's home works. By the little information we are given, we can't assume.
taco_bender 12
But we can assume that she will start checking the oven before preheating from now on.
mariesodem 6
I live with six other people, and we storage pans and stuff in a drawer, but we still check if it's anything in the over for safety-reasons. For all we know someone could have forgotten something in the oven the night before or something?
AngiLaLa1 2
LOL thank you for making me laugh today. I feel bad for this person but I think it always smart to check an oven before you turn it on.
Jewlz1162 5
I have to check the oven because after my parents fry something they put the pan of oil in the oven.
stump11knights 10
Who checks the oven for an Easter basket? I'd say bad hiding on the parents behalf.
redmane 21
PaulB123 - I'm sorry, unfortunate things have happened to me. Not just breakups and crap like that. Like death of a parent from a terminal disease type things. Am I eating from a "bowel of hypocrisy"? No, I'm not drowning in shit. And if that's what you picked up from those four words in my comment, you my friend are the cynical one.
ALpein 0
132: I commented once. One. Uno. Maybe you should actually read through the comments instead of skimming it.
theWINDOWmonster 3
Here's another thing: the book can also be.. a hat!
elflautoenpants 5
Well, their mom is on to something... I would have never thought to check the oven.
Strafeh 9
127- Please just stop talking. You killed it
elbishay93 0
I was taught to always check first. Other people tend to leave a plate or something in there. I think it's common sense to check.
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
evilscorpi 29
I wonder what the oven looked like afterwards
aKaClickZ 4
Baked eggs
Cad6 24
I feel bad for OP's oven.
jaflan 5
The shouldnt of suffered
Cad6 24
49 - Oh man, you set yourself up for a massive Grammar Nazi attack.
DREWBERTMAN 2
It shouldn't have suffered*
hatesfate 6
I certainly hope that's all and the OP didn't get a surprise bunny for Easter.
ninjakittyxx 5
Atleast it wasn't the cat. :)
melikesfml 11
Guys.. I think the answer was the easter basket was in the oven, but im not entirely sureeee.
gojira666 7
102- thanks tips
AdamBasebal69 0
How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized? ;)
bitch_pleez 10
123, I thumbs downed you for being dumb
TheZee 12
^^ Just like how your grammar is...
PeachesnCream88 0
Poor eggs :P but nice try.. Atleast you were thinking of your mom But seriously the first thing that came to my head when i saw this FML was, my mom telling me to "always check before you preheat!" lol
LolFMLnot 10
I wonder what the mom said after seeing that. I know my mom would be pissed and yell at me for hours ahaha
nofearjenshere 12
135- "I thumbs downed you for being dumb"? That's almost as ironic as saying, "Your an idiot."
ChrisG93 8
There is a lot of fail in this comment strand.
RocketNinjaFish 12
This is why you always check first. That is the first thing they teach us in these classes at school. Still, I feel sorry for you. I hope you at least got something else. FYL, OP.
qwillis98 20
Am i the only one who is wondering what dafuq an easter basket is doin in an oven?
FMLshark 12
Ah, the smell of burnt plastic and marshmallow peeps on Easter morning.
KTC30 0
Hahaha the masters
popo6484 3
Melted candy?
EvilCupcake8361 9
Try insinerated candy
IOmnomHard 10
Incinerated*
akallaan 7
Surprise!?
Cavebone 5
In the oven?
j_cat187 20
No it was by her bedroom door. Why would someone put an basket in the oven?
robinhood007 9
Right?! That's such a dumb place to put it...
kenzzie9999999 4
Either me or one of my two sisters always gets it in the oven
kylesgirlforever 12
It is a good hiding place. Mine was hidden outside in a tub. It's fun to find it silly ppl:)
bkj92 5
Outside in a tub? Why was a tub outside??
bizarre_ftw 22
That's actually a cool idea, my family has never hidden their baskets, we hid eggs with candy in them and do a whole search after our baskets, but we've never searched for our baskets - I'll have to suggest this. Tit for tat - we use different coloured eggs and per each colour there is one shiny one appropriately deemed the "money egg" and there's everything from $2 - $20 dollars in one, then we pick our colours randomly and go searching, how much money you get is in the luck of the draw. (this may potentially work better with at least three searching kids, me I'm an only child but I have nine cousins and they reproduce so the number is well and high, therefore decreasing the issues behind how much money you got as it isn't a black and White winner and loser situation)
SoSickWithIt 14
^ Thank you for the family tradition break-down.
bizarre_ftw 22
You're welcome ^_^
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm going to go ahead and guess that it was on the roof! Was it on the roof? I knew it!
kurbanfan 6
Smh
HopeLoveMusic 0
I love you. Lol
bizarre_ftw 22
I got such a neurotic ADHD chicken little image when I read this Lol ^_^ I thank you for the Easter laugh
boshe 5
Omg this made me laugh for so long ! Lol
robinhood007 9
That really sucks! I can see something like that happening to me! :) honest mistake, that's a strange place to put an easter basket
BeefyQueef 5
This is why cooking is best left to women
KeyboardWarrior 10
OP could be a woman...
brianjman14 23
It was under your bed, wasn't it?! I'm definitely sure it was under your bed!
hellaflushfa5 6
Grease ^