Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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kenzzie9999999 4
Me or one if my two sisters always get it in the oven
LadyGore 12
Why didn't you check it first...
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Um... why would anyone put an easter basket in the oven...? I know everyones all like "Why didn't you check if there was anything in the oven first?" but come on... it's just as stupid to 'hide' something like that in there... smh
fthku 13
Why is it stupid to put something like that in there? more importantly, why do so many people seem to care? People can put whatever the hell they want wherever they want in their own home, it's their choice. Anyway, how does this not have more YDI votes? Who turns on the oven without checking if there's anything in it? I think most people use ovens to store various foods. Always check the oven before turning it on.
bizarre_ftw 22
SSHHHHH!!!!!! don't ask why people care!!!!! It'll smash the illusion behind the entire premise of FML that we are gods that can actually control the lives of the op!!!! Do you want those whose lives are permanently attached to this site to have massive heart attacks and die?!!!! Don't kill the doc or predix!!!!! Stop pointing out the obvious cracks in the plan!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Lol XD I would leave it alone but I Must say, I went to write "Perdix" and my phone changed it to prefix, I only saw the change in the p to an f so that's the only thing I changed back. Now thanks to phone **** ups (more than I've stated here) it says "predix"
calebhara 5
Chocolate rabbit stew
ToNstAAr 8
That's why you should always check first.....YDI.
lhamil64_fml 5
Was it on the table? I'm bad at guessing.. Lol
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Who does that?! (puts an Easter basket in the oven)
KrayKrayGurl117 7
How would you NOT see that!?
WhyAmUHere 19
The fridge? The freezer? WHAT IS IT?
stickerwhore 0
Hahaha that's funny next time you turn the oven on look!!