Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML
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HSOMGF 5
You totally need a new family.
sirdolittle 0
Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?
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Comments (240)
ciarafox9 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
isn't that what alarm clocks are for?
DivakiddOsz 5
are you serious
MisherzzSquisher 0
I agree w/30, the family should have woke her up. =
DivakiddOsz 5
agreed !
urdirtyolduncle 15
Happy Easter!
padlarf 14
What's so bad about this comment? Isn't an alarm clock an useful tool for when you want to wake up for something?
sirdolittle 0
Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?
Primo_Loco 0
agree with 78
bubble25_fml 5
also alarms are usually for when you wake up for the morning, not for naps.
imlagginglol 0
if it makes you feel any better I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco
TokinUp 6
It certaintly made me feel better.
theaws0m3guy 4
So much win in such a random comment. I sure felt better!
alexd10293 0
you self-centered asshole
dre_bro11 12
#1, how would OP know when the family were going to arrive or when lunch or dinner or whatever meal he missed was going to happen anyway? He/She would need to know a time to set in an alarm to begin with. I don't think they are smart enough to automatically suggest a time that we should wake yet.
6joe9 0
this made my day
ciarafox9 9
what made your day?
Eunomia_fml 0
OP, you share my birthday :)
hubublub123 0
I agree with 69. there is nothing wrong with this comment. I don't get why people are so negitive to people's comments. And watch I bet this one will get at least 5 thumbs downs. Just watch.
HSOMGF 5
You totally need a new family.
Fruit_Dealer 9
But they wanted all the cake!
whippymcdumb4zs 0
but the cake is a lie....
kfchiken 0
you should make them get you a new cake :)
roro9944 0
lol OPs fam is fat
every1luvsvag 10
Whippy made a Portal reference.
emilyaddison1234 0
so it was her birthday ! she should've been woke up !
SmallyBigs 9
Uh Boners fanboy? lol... anyway, it's my sister's, cousin's and friend's birthday today too. Happy Easter. ;)
Anyoniemous 0
Who takes a nap on their BIRTHDAY? YDI Op!
example947 0
portal ftw
example947 0
portal ftw
C6Racer 0
Uh oh, somebody cut the cake! I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway!
immunizations 0
121: Uh, people who feel exhausted from earlier activities and decide to replenish their energy before the party?
hubla 0
thank you mr.polar bear it wasn't obvious
shaayyy 0
awesome.
shaayyy 0
portal = badass
C6Racer 0
Wanna be friends? ha
angelpies 0
maybe she shouldn't have gone to sleep while company and her family was all there to celebrate both Easter and her birthday. sounds like a diva to me who deserved it.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday op!(:
urdirtyolduncle 15
It was more like a Happy Easter
oliveindamiddle 0
haha why are you correcting him? it was OP's birthday AND Easter! happy dayyyy
thatonename 7
not if OP wasn't woken up. duh. that one went way over your head, huh?
oliveindamiddle 0
nnooooope :)
DatWhiteGuy 0
U need a new family. Fyl
glitterme 5
who would take a nap on your birthday.........I guess you would
number1beaner 0
it's cause the food wasn't for his b day it was for Easter. haha
tsim_fml 0
he doesnt need a new family, its not like they were mean to him. O.o
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday op!(:
AwesomessMaximus 4
Your life must suck.
ZTD09 2
Overdid it with the chloroform, did I?
hellogoodbye1996 6
did you give her birthday sex?
hellogoodbye1996 6
did you give her birthday sex?
Primo_Loco 0
more like birthday rape
hellogoodbye1996 6
sorry didn't mean to post it twice. not used to the new fml app yet.
mintcar 10
Wow, that is really ****** up. Let's hope they make it to you somehow. :)
mintcar 10
up*^
mfjkr 10
down
ImInABox 6
It's okay, the cake is a LIE!
Katie_the_Great 6
no it's not!
sourgirl101 29
Stop saying that or I'll end up crying on your balls!):
TokinUp 6
"Crying on your balls." Maybe not the best choice of words.
thatonename 7
the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie see you in ten min?
sharkton 0
cry on your balls? hmm.
ihaveatightbutt 0
i would have done the same thing