Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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Comments (223)
csi_fml 19
Who in their right mind puts a Easter egg basket in the oven?
bizarre_ftw 22
Did the op ever state her mother is in her right mind?
stevenmx86 8
I live in my own house with my wife and I still check. You people who say "Why should they check?" are either lonely or still children.
stinkystu7 0
On your couch?
stevenmx86 8
She probably put the basket on the oven because she didn't expect that someone would be stupid enough to just randomly turn the oven on without looking? You people don't seem to think very critically.
iCherryPanda 12
How old are you?? Geez
brookie_0841 1
Who puts an Easter basket in an oven?
rubberduckie94 13
Easter basket in the oven? I understand that what I do not understand is baked sausage. Of course it may be my southern roots coming out, but it seems like a waste of sausage not to fry it.
bizarre_ftw 22
Only comment to consider this part of the FML, I salut you
RogueWarrior869 23
I'm a Southerner myself and have you not had good, oven-baked sausage? Especially if you let it get a little dark and chop it up and mix it in with some red beans, rice and a piece of cornbread or other biscuit to the side, it is delicious. :3
kei1108 13
Aww! I'm sorry, OP! Don't beat yourself up! It's the thought that counts!
lilrocker90 10
HEY!!!!! I moderated this one!!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She'll appreciate the thought.