Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
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redmane 21
Shoulda checked it first
gntfmlingnow 12
... Fried eggs?
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Comments (223)
Britt125 16
Sorry but YDI. You should always check, though the oven is a really weird place to hide an easter basket. Perhaps she put it there because she suspected you would be using the oven, and that you would be smart enough to check it before turning it on just in case anything was there. Even if there never is you should check in case. Sorry but I'd rather take 2 seconds to check even though there never is anything, than not and have something catch fire.
Softballchhickk 11
shouldn't you always check to see if somethings in the oven?
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Well, bad things sometimes happen to good people :/ sorry OP
katcot99 11
I'm sorry, but Thats hilarious
LexSwift 17
I know how you feel. A few weeks ago, I was going to bake a cake, so I preheated the oven to 350. I started smelling burnt plastic, so I went to check. I opened the oven door only to realize that my mom decided to "change it up" and store all of our breads in the top oven- the only one that I ever use. To this day, I don't understand her logic behind that. I guess she likes bread covered in melted plastic. Yum.
bizarre_ftw 22
Logic is to mothers as oil is to water
LemonLolly 10
You ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS check the oven before turning it on.
doctorhook86 25
Safety first!
sillydumpling 0
Was the easter bunny in there too?
BellaMarta 19
...Why was it in the oven?
aardvarkish 17
Oh, that's completely understandable. I've burned a lot of things up by not looking in the oven before I pre-heat it. Happens at least once a week.
ashhxoxo 14
Didn't you learn to always check the oven before preheatinggg?!