Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
You better wake him up when he's sleep-pee next time. I'd be pissed off too. Urine your rights to do that.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Seems like urine a bit of a pickle there.
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Comments (79)
1crabbygirl 10
My husband has a friend who used to do that. I think he grew out of it, but he is still a real douche. That's all.
thewaterbear 10
Worst werewolf transformation ever...
onorexveritas 24
i know sonmeone who does that
heyred 11
Could have been worse and been CMD: Compulsive Masturbation Disorder. SOA fans will understand.
krystalrosia 8
That's hilarious but sucks at the same time.lolol
SwordOfTheSky 4
My mom once told me that, when he was drunk, my dad pissed in their bedroom closet.
hopebell 1
That is surprisingly common. My dad and uncle both do that.....but my dad only does it drunk. My dad once urinated in the washing machine and I had to run it like 5 timed before it stopped smelling like urine
lokiitababii69 19
you might have to do what people do when helping kids stop wetting the bed and have him cut off any beverages 4 hours before bedtime and or discuss him getting a night catheter if he keeps doing it
cherrycokelove 8
time for you to confess your boyfriend is a dog :'D
Therid 22
My brother does that...