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Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
GiveADogABone
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Going at it
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise, human!
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Puppy Loverr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad boy
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
I wish I was making this up
United States
Summer lovin'
Today, I found out my cat and my roommate's dog are apparently lesbians who are into what is basically bestiality to us humans. Despite both being female (and fixed), his dog tried to hump my cat, and my cat didn't resist at all. Trying to get his dog off my cat took way more effort than it should have. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
I'm a dumbass
United States
How could you, Human?
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
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_incredulous 0
lock the door some cats can open them
CryingHowls 0
Today, I caught one of my cats humping my huge dog while he was asleep...even they get more action than me. FML
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Comments (49)
_incredulous 0
lock the door some cats can open them
eiffeltower67 3
haha #2 my cat I used to have could open doors
revieced 13
haahhahahhaahah!!!!
pinkfrenchrose 5
I've got a female golden retriever that does that to my female chow chow. Really pisses off the chow. xD
mkbella123 14
Ahahaha! xD I'd be pretty pissed too!
sweetnsassy1919 0
how is ther a FML?
Vintage_fml 0
i'v got a female horse that does that to my female rhino why does everyone share their pet's love life ? btw its FTDL (**** the dog's life)
luccamosart 0
ur picture looks really gay
Razi_tail 25
Ftdl...in more ways than one! Lol
Toas7 0
So? Animals do funny shit. My dog humps pretty much everything.
AdamGD 0
Vintage, you have a female RHINO?!?!? Do you live in one of those wildlife parks where you can go up and drive along next to the animals?
rachilio 26
Im pretty sure he was being ironic.
CryingHowls 0
Today, I caught one of my cats humping my huge dog while he was asleep...even they get more action than me. FML
ShananaginsLOL 13
Haha that should be an fml
leelee87_fml 0
Hahahahahahahahahahhaa And #2 just made it that much better. Too funny!
hannahbanana11 0
are u that stupid. ya he has a rhino. HES BEING SARCASTIC. gawd