Today, I learnt that the girl with whom I've being going out for 6 months has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
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Top comments
will90 5
are you sure she knew she was your girlfriend?
th1rt3en95 0
YOUR BROTHER??
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Comments (75)
akwardgirl 0
that's a good thing for you, means your important
laylay33 6
Is the person she didn't sleep with bad luck Brian?
radiocaf 29
I reckon she got it the wrong way around, someone needs to tell her you should only sleep with your boyfriend, and stay abstinent with every other guy.
comstat35 5
run around sue
stoylz 0
f***ing ***** i feel your pain bro
HotShot_fml 0
I agree with #2
the_space_pope 2
I agree with the comments regarding STDs.
crazyme123 0
psh who gives a crap.... meaningless sex...
WowLifeDoesSuck 0
Hmm... Girlfriend or *****?
greenfairydesmo 2
yeah, hi sorry, but the only thing that sucks about this is that she misled you. A girl has the right to sleep with whoever the **** she wants to and with as many people as she wants without being called a ***** or a ****. It's her choice and no one elses business. Fact. Another fact is that the stupid "she's probably riddled with STDs anyway, you dodged a bullet" are unfounded and juvenile. Anyone ever hear of condoms? y'know, those things that prevent STDs? no? didn't think so, judging by most comments. To reiterate, it sucks she was dishonest with you and all that jazz, but you don't mention if ye were serious or what and also, we don't know whether her dishonesty is justified or not, seeing as we don't know either of ye. Man up and get over it
Forlorn420 9
There are so many things wrong in that comment but I rele don't feel like wasting my time tryin to correct a moron like you. I'm sure someone else will get on that
Seargentwaffles 2
If she had sex with a whole bunch of guys she's a ****. Kinda like you're a total dumbass
I'madumbass 19
I would never do something like this!!!!! I have more common sense than the 4 words on my username lead people to believe. My username is kinda like a joke. I make dumb math/counting errors and I also have a lot of learning to do in terms of sex terms. My parents don't teach me this stuff. I'm a junior in high school. That's the story of my username. Thank you very much.
jsmith1199 4
i was about to make fun of you for spelling learned wrong.. but i changed my mind cause your girlfriend, like many many girls, is such a disgusting *****
th1rt3en95 0
YOUR BROTHER??
burnedoutonlife 0
I've been there, man. **** my life too.