Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, after I'd ordered a birthday cake with my name written on it, I went to pick it up but the bakery messed up and wrote the name of the person who ordered one right before me. I stood at the party smiling while everyone congratulated “Kevin.” I am not called Kevin. FML
Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML
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ilovejorgerabara 3
why are some people so dumb?!?
Grimmerie 31
was he baked? *baboom-chh!*
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ilovejorgerabara 3
why are some people so dumb?!?
playboyintown 4
because being dumb is a challenge in itself. lol i respect people who deal with it.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I once ordered some buns from a bakery, unfortunately it was run by a pedophile and I got a different type of bun.....
TeDDY0522 0
haha i've actually seen that at dominos pizza when we ordered 2pizzas..some Indian guy comes in and starts bitchin at the worker and after like 10min he realizes that he didn't call dominos that he called papa johns that's rite next 2 it
ydi_4_suking 20
similar thing happened to me. some guy called saying i installed his door window wrong and things were breaking and cussing at me. and when i asked when i put it in he looked at his reciept and he had called the wrong glass company
nond2nv 4
I work in telephone banking. I've had people call with their account numbers and start yelling when I can't find anything. It's sad that it has now become a routine question to ask - "Are you sure you're calling the correct financial institution?". WTF?!
CitrusGirl 0
This one instance is not enough to ruin the glorious opportunity of working at s bakery. Get over it and eat some free donuts! That's what I'd do :D
ell_oh_ell 0
I once ordered a $45 cake from a bakery for my nephews birthday and then when I went to pick it up it wasn't anywhere, and there are 2 bakerys in my city so I knew I wasn't mistaken and so the bakery admitted they made a mistake and I got 3 free $20 cakes that were made a few days ago and were waiting to be sold!
collegegirl87 0
Mmm cake...
ThisIsMyJam 0
Maybe he just wanted free cake? (But then he was like "Ah, **** it.")
9010649 3
the cake is a lie...
forthepainx3 0
hit him.
Jrefinne 7
Throw cake in his face.
forthepainx3 0
throw face in his cake
kingtz 6
Throw feces in cake in face.
ImaWiseGuy 5
give him a break^^, he must of been baked at the time.....
insanesna1l 0
get a stereotypical italian mafia look alike to tell him what happens to people who get the store info incorrect
lbf_fml 0
hah your puppy is so cute!
iluvcupkakes 0
insanesna1l 0
close. its actually a crocodile
Weylspin 5
Nah, I bet he was one of those guys who likes to troll others.
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
soo smart ( what an idiot) lol
yougotapes 7
this happens alot in life sadly...
Juicelynlovesyou 0
what a dickwad!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha your name and picture made that so good
sharkwkrox 0
^I agree lmao
Grimmerie 31
was he baked? *baboom-chh!*
stephanie911_fml 0
bahaha. he had a late 4/20
heyred 11
This is more like a FHL, not yours. hopefully you laughed at his tiny misshapen penis.
JustOhSoLovely 6
so um... this happened to me before but I didn't yell at anybody... I felt really stupid too lol
mrahhhhh 21
"Today my bad memory ruined my day. I lost my shit and yelled at some woman at a bakery because I thought she lost my cake. Then I realized I'm at the wrong bakery. And my wife's birthday is next week. Plus the energy I wasted from my screamfest lowered my blood sugar and I had to take my medication. Turns out I accidentally bought HYPERglycemia medication from my discount medication dealer Sam who lives in the alley behind my apartment instead of HYPOglycemia medication... " "...this swimming pool I passed out in feels really cold. FML"
cowsgomooatyou 8
Say what?
mrahhhhh 21
Cow butt. Or rump roast if you wanna be PC.
picupbart 0
... pessimist...
VividGrace 0
you're about ****** retarded. you know nothing of medication apparently...
playboyintown 4
bake him your shit and ask him to pay for your waste.
adelineo 0
He must have felt damn embarrassed, and walking out of the shop, there he goes, **** his life.
MikieLem 0
you're from singapore?!!!
adelineo 0
Yes I am. Why!
Ervinjdm 5
Do you like singapore?
adelineo 0
Sometimes, not a bad place to be in, I guess!
MikieLem 0
just asking.. me too..!! cheers :)