Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
Scented pads? First time I have heard of. Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff.. But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway.. So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you. At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes
SweetlyPsycho 4
What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!
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Comments (136)
greenmen 12
Why were you even there with him? If I had a daughter I'll just give the money
Eclipse217 1
XD see, this is why you don't bring your father with you to buy female hygiene products XD But still, FYL. Your dad was being a little immature XD
bowser_rawr16 13
Sounds like something my step-dad would do lol.
allison70471 1
At least your dad will go to the store and buy them with you. My dad would never do that.
skyeyez9 25
But did the cashier sniff it?
karmicsamadi86 9
You shouldn't use the scented ones. They were proven to have a higher infection rates
gaff1229 1
Being male, I don't know anything about pads, but I do know that your dad is a tool, and you need to make him aware of the fact. Let him know that you just don't DO things like that. Be brutal, he needs it.
mowmowlife 21
You're a pretty cool guy...
taviwuzup 0
Never use scented pads anyway!!! ;)
Swimmers_nation 4
Lol????
ilovenoahvanway 2
I am so sorry