Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Top comments
alycion 39
I don’t care what you were doing, nobody deserves a concussion. Don’t rush the healing. Long term effects can be devastating if you don’t take care of yourself. But, at least you got a story. Most concussion stories are funny.
manb91gb 15
There's a time and a place for head-banging... The shower isn't one of them. Maybe now you'll learn not to be a fool.
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manb91gb 15
There's a time and a place for head-banging... The shower isn't one of them. Maybe now you'll learn not to be a fool.
alycion 39
I don’t care what you were doing, nobody deserves a concussion. Don’t rush the healing. Long term effects can be devastating if you don’t take care of yourself. But, at least you got a story. Most concussion stories are funny.
Duc du V. 23
Singing in the « rain » is very dangerous...
Gubbon 17
Headbanging is written together. Otherwise it means something else.
Duc du V. 23
It's amazing how a small tiny "space" can make a big difference !
RainbowPandaChan 9
At least since it was in the shower you can lie and say you just slipped
slowhandjp 18
Were you taken to the hospital naked?
Grizz8831 14
if there was some heavy music, then rock on. if not... then this is just weird. on the upside, rock and roll will never die, so you should be alright.