Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, my mom grabbed my phone, said she was taking it because I'd been disrespectful, and hung up my call. I'd been speaking with a work client. This is the gratitude I get for paying all her bills for the past 2 years, all because she's too lazy to get a job. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, I'm diagnosed with a terminal liver cancer. I live abroad, away from my family, so I called them and asked them to come visit me, possibly for the last time. I even offered to pay for the travel both ways. The mother, with a quite indifferent tone, declined my offer and hung up the fuckin' phone on me! FML
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Top comments
mobius8 0
Weren't you calling her? She was just probably wanting you to save your money for the trip.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
The last sentence just ruined this one for me. Quit crying. And it's "than" not "then".
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Comments (110)
Southbark 1
Ouch =(
bridgette5866 0
*than, OP, than.
Dmars444 4
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
bigfoot89 4
which university were u at!!!!??
zachherbert 10
Is OP, is
Chubtubdaplaya 0
Are you under 18? If not, two months shouldn't be a big deal to be away from your parents. I'd hang up too. Email anyone?
jasminenoelle 0
msn eachother.
CLoUDiiiE 0
People still use msn?
Ninjasaurus18 9
People still use phones? They weren't Facebook chatting, or video chatting?
marulicko 19
Well, this was posted in 2009, so probably
mobius8 0
Weren't you calling her? She was just probably wanting you to save your money for the trip.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
The last sentence just ruined this one for me. Quit crying. And it's "than" not "then".
ProctorKProducti 5
Amen
Snow_White_fml 3
What's the problem? You could use the internet to talk if you need to talk to her that badly.
bad_times 0
why is this an fmylife? honestly NO ONE CARES!
MaiLouIsLegend 0
To be honest, its nice that you missed your mom, but if you can't live without her for the pass 2 months to know she's still alive, that's jus plain sad. & I wouldn't blame her either, since this economic crises might be taking her with it soon she's jus trying to not waste money lolx
TheDarkCynder 2
I travel abroad extremely often and talk to my mom each time. Yes, I can easily live without her for large amounts of time, but that doesn't mean I don't want to talk to her.
AwesomeCakePie 0
In her defense, long distance calls are pretty expensive.
thequeenofscots 0
Why God invented the holy concept of Instant Messenger.