Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
Scented pads? First time I have heard of. Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff.. But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway.. So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you. At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes
SweetlyPsycho 4
What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!
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Comments (136)
perdix 31
Make him smell a used one to see how the original scent holds up in the real world.
SkoomaKi 28
Maybe then, he can earn his red wings ;)
Gtaylorfication 0
With his daughter?!
grace12898 0
Almost barfed right here...
GothicAngel17 24
Troll dad FTW! FYL though OP.
KM96 24
Why? What can possibly be the reason for doing this?
Naith 14
FYL OP so badly
jerseyboy732 16
next time go with your mom
GothicAngel17 24
Of by herself like a woman, perhaps?
jerseyboy732 16
well I'm assuming that if OP is going with her dad she must be young. Probably too young to have a car.
skyblues 6
Maybe she doesn't have a mom, and her dad is the only monetary provider in her life. Weird thought, huh?
jerseyboy732 16
in that case I see years of therapy in OPs life
SkoomaKi 28
Therapy? If OP doesn't have a mom, it doesn't necessarily mean she'll need therapy "for years".
The_Hitdude 12
I think all of us are reading WAY too much into this FML.
GothicAngel17 24
But even if he was needed for transport, he could have handed her the money outside and let her go into the store by herself.
RaquelW 7
lots of dads have no problem just walking in and buying pads without incident. it's only as big of a deal as you make it.
boofgall 16
32- Really? I don't have a mom, and I think my dad has done an outstanding job of raising me. Sorry, but you're wrong.
boofgall 16
No therapy is needed for someone being raised by a single parent. What a rude assumption.
stargazur 9
I've gone with my dad to buy pads before... It was really Awkward But he didn't sniff them thank god! FYL because of the embarrassment your dad brought on you
linkinpark98 24
Why did you take your DAD to go pad shopping? That is already awkward.
Bekll 31
Why not?
br0ccoli 15
I bet they got the three-heads-sniff approval. "Yes, this is a good scent to mask bleeding ******. Smells like rain."
RogueWarrior869 23
Your comment made me laugh so much. Thank you.XD
shayshayshazam 14
And that's why it's called MENstruating. Wait. That can't be right...
nightwishs 13
Omg scented pads??? That's insane...!!! Your dad sounds hilarious, embarrassing but hilarious.
pbonham 22
Males and women products should never to be that close together!! Bad idea!!!