Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
Scented pads? First time I have heard of. Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff.. But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway.. So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you. At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes
SweetlyPsycho 4
What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!
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Comments (136)
mandadarling 10
Your dad sounds awesome. You're lucky he didn't yell something out about "feminine technology" or something equally hilarious.
fsimmo 0
Seems legit. At least he is supportive of your hygiene needs
loveistwisted 10
I don't get why they scent them. Wouldn't it just mix and leave a awkward smell?
br0ccoli 15
Yup.
groupleader 7
Dad : "wow, never smelled one that flowery before, you sure this is right?" Lol
fanaticdragon 10
All you people going 'omg ydi for taking your dad' or 'eww why'd you take your dad', two things: First, maybe the OP doesn't HAVE a mom. Maybe she passed away when OP was younger, or is divorced from her father, or left the family, or is out of town. Second, weird as it seemed, and embarassing as it doubtless must have been, I still think it's sweet that her dad cares for and loves her and is trying to fulfil the duties a mom usually does. Happy Mother's Day to the OP's dad. :)
brookie_0841 1
This actually made my day! But I guess FYL, you can't control your dad.
jessicadamris15 1
Haha that's not bad at all of my dad would do that, that would make my day no joke
e8bikergrunt 2
Yes; sucks to be you. Yes; as a father I wish I had thought of that to embarrass my daughters!
monique8axel 6
XD I love your dad!
tatayannmermen 3
That's what you get for wearing pads. Those things are like diapers!
AcidRaen 4
Some girls can't use tampons. Did you ever think of that? Twit