Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
eMurpH 9
It'll suck if he suffers from Oedipus Complex.
AngelSpit 18
Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.
AurumPotestasEst 16
Freud would love this...
TheBrochure 22
Why is 56 thumbed down so much? This is true!
vic55jets 13
It must have been awkward, although there might not have been a straight correlation between his arousal and the way you smelled. Might have been just you.
RedPillSucks 33
A straight correlation? That's a hard pun to yank on.
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
Ambient25 25
Thankfully his father is still alive
Ambient25 25
Shhh, in the words of Oedipus, "ignorance is bliss"
septembers_over_fml 3
Atleast he was suprised too? it happens sometimes.
Bano360 25
Try not to give him a hard time about it.
Bakarra 22
I'm sure he's a good guy and will eRectify the situation.
interesting33 37
Well I thought that was funny #24
lexxiii 17
Have you ever told him one of those your mom jokes? Maybe he took that to a literal sense.
cosmosis 12
Like the ones the go "your mum is so fat.... ". Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.
Dave_Davington 34
You'd be surprised what some people are into.
nattynatters 14
Just chalk it up to coincidence and forget about it.
profoundkisses 18
Maybe he just had a tube of m&ms in his pocket MEEPMEEP
SlapAndTickle 20
Apparently she really likes road runner.
Ambient25 25
she is giving the duck face...
cynide 13
It doesn't make any Scents why that would happen!
jrk922 1
you're so punny
JanisEvans 10
Freud would love that one...
challan 19
Tell me about your mother, OP