Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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Dmars444 4
not necessarily just because they were talking at age 19 doesn't mean they weren't talking about their first time at age 13/14
topha 0
haha I'm sure she knows
burninnapalm 5
women who have sex before they are married are ****** that can't help but slutting up the whole town. wait Till your married and over the age of 20, as this will also keep idiots off the streets
badmonkey52 0
yeah and your daughter is a dumb ass too
jlynntiger 0
smack them around
princessjasmine2_fml 0
I don't know what's worse...walking in on your child having sex, or hearing about all the vivid details. Either way, FYL
JordanVilleneuve 7
Im sorry i forgot to put the age of 12 years old.... and she wasn't talking shes shy
varkey 7
well, if she didnt talk how did you know she's even had sex before, maybe it was the other girls who had although if they are her age, that's really messed up...
TheZarola 10
But the FML says, "I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was." Did she have sex or not, then?
IndigoFuckYou 9
155-no, some girls will end up (yes, willingly) having sex at age 12. or younger, sometimes.
erorr 0
let me guess the other one was your wife ha fyl
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
apparently not shy enough if she spread her legs at 12...
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
apparently not she enough if she spread her legs at 12...