Big deal
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out that one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
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drayloon 50
Judging by your name OP, I assume this is a family tradition?
tacopandaroo 12
This is why it's important to start talking to your children early.
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Comments (87)
LonelyBoy5920 15
Well that ejaculated quickly...
badluckalex 23
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ew
Ms_ValS 27
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aww you must be one proud mama :)
KitchKraft 21
You... Yes...
Jason89 16
i take it OP lost hers in a parking lot as well? considering her name on here?
Himynameisrodney 17
Back Dum Tiss...
ooooohboy 15
Well then....
slingerslasher 24
Insightful.
tacopandaroo 12
This is why it's important to start talking to your children early.
Corey122726 17
I had a very open relationship with my mother about sex. When it had come down to the time I lost my virginity, although still pretty young at 14, she knew about it prior to and after the fact. I appreciated having a parent to talk to about these things without feeling like I would be yelled at, or disappoint them.... I feel like this helped me make better Decisions about who i laid down with and how we did it. I ended up not having kids until after I was married, and I feel my mother had a big roll in that. You can't stop them from doing it, so you're better off talking to them about it while they are young and pre-educating them. I know I will with my daughters when the time comes
drayloon 50
Judging by your name OP, I assume this is a family tradition?
TommyG493 11
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+1
BossPathfinderGM 14
At least her name isn't "Monkey See, Monkey Do". That would open a whole new range of shudder-inducing questions in and of itself.
jentrynicole 20
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How could she say that whilst giggling?
cameosurgeon 16
You must not be around very many preteen girls. They can do anything whilst giggling.
DaBlacky 31
I hope she isn't preteen...
chef4money 12
That leads me to believe that she is young, and was much much younger while having sex in a parking lot.
Echoa21 18
Or her mom is just really naïve
eyebrowzzz 21
Wasn't expecting that ending
Wakachulak 22
Really? It was plain obvious where this was going.
eyebrowzzz 21
It was obvious the daughter lost her v card in a parking lot? Okay.
doodlecloud 27
Kinda thought she'd say she'd already lost it, didn't expect the parking lot bit.
eyebrowzzz 21
I can't even feel bad for you because you put "like mother like daughter" smh
NightMayor 5
is your name Melanie?
NightMayor 5
just read your profile, soz wp
Steffi 26
I wonder how old she is..
Sariasprincy 7
I'm hoping she's closer to 18 than 12....cause a lot of kids nowadays - not all, just a lot - think it's no big deal :/
Echoa21 18
It's really not though. As long as they're safe then who cares.
Oblivion239 21
@#109: Would you want your daughter or son having sex when they are around 12? Kids these days think that its nothing special and they would lose it too anyone. I find kids like these just sad. I myself am 17 now so am technically part of that generation but at least I know to make it special and with someone you really love.
nuh717 8
I'm a 22 virgin male, thinking of having sex with my wife.... F*** me, right ?!
Aimeejasmine 15
#120 you do realise that virginity does not actually exist right? It's purely a social construct put in place to measure the value of women/potential wives for centuries back across the majority of cultures. What anyone decided to do with their bodies is there own business, how dare you attempt to shame someone for enjoying sex. Sex is not a sin anymore, we're not living in biblical times smh. If you want to be abstinent that's fine, just don't force your views down other peoples throats; whether you want to admit it or not sex is a primal pleasure and at the end of the day we all end up in a hole in the ground or ashes in a box. Enjoy life while you can and down shit on another person's parade. :)
wishfulthinks 19
'Like mother like daughter', glad you're continuing the classiest, total YDI.
beararm 11
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U have failed as a parent also as a lifer lol. YDI