Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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SirHobnobs 0
Well at least she won't die alone :L
pwincessa23 1
1, how does that ensure she won't die alone??? Op, how did you bit recognize your own daughter's voice???
pwincessa23 1
I meant not instead of bit. & how did your daughter not recognize you? I know your back was turned to them but I can recognize my parents from the back. I guess their conversation was too interesting. hahahaha
afdude87 6
one of them was his daughter, doesn't mean she was the only one speaking; if speaking at all
boopityboppity 11
44 is correct. Scroll down to comment #132; the OP has graced us with his presence. I'll save y'all the trouble: the daughter was 12, and she was not talking.
Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
123456789Brandon 0
yeah that's what I'm wondering.
kkbabe01xo 0
if the girls are about 13 then I see why it's so bad but if they're around 18 or 19 then it really isn't THAT bad.
Bobissmall 13
12
Dominique001 0
How Old Were They?
Blippety 23
Scroll down to see OPs comment. The answer is 12.
Gravitational 8
Oh God that Account picture fits perfectly into his comment.
HedgehogHead 0
u dont even know your daughters voice ?!:O u had to look!:L
kazzz23 0
agreed. xD
gusgus36 5
maybe it was mostly the friend doing the majority of the talking at that point in the conversation
bassbon16 0
bad parenting, all around... canadians.
pipinya 8
Maybe it sounded familiar. Clearly that's why she turned around to check
Since1998 20
145- Yeah, and what about america? at least we dont die more from obeseity than smoking. More to the point, kids in america are more likely to get preggers by 16 than kids in canada, a lot more likely. So buddy, would you kindly please find a secluded area and go **** yourself before you try to say a whole country is bad at parenting
FaguIous 22
Dude did you even read the FML 225?
WOW_BS 0
This guy is a real pimp...he can HEAR young girls behind him :O
oliver86 8
humour fail
banana_buddy 6
I'll save u #5, "This guy's a real pimp... he's the one who gave all of those girls their first sexual experience"
waiting4u 0
fyl shoulda talked to her bout it maybe??
MTZ8590 4
AGREE!
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
Doyle911 0
I agree
docscientist 10
I disagree most. I win.
mario75 0
op never said his daughter spoke, she could have been silent.
VoodooGypsy 2
they could have arrived after OP sat down.
sallen0046 4
If OP's daughter wasn't discussing her sexual activities, what exactly is the problem? All adolescents discuss these things. If they've had discussions about appropriate sexual behavior at her age, and contraception, there shouldn't be a problem.
bananabean16 2
And what is defined as "appropriate sexual behavior" for a 12 year old (as that was how old the daughter was), #165?
Blippety 23
She wasn't sitting in front of them, dumbass, since she said she had to TURN AROUND to see them.
deerescu 1
Ew Im sorry
fakeurlove 1
agreeeeed.
twist_of_fame93 0
wow they were talking that loud. who would wanna hear
JacksonHorton 0
me
MrBond007_fml 6
and I
funktown 2
hahaha
dodzin 9
well, swallow it daddy
boredatwork11 2
that what he told his daughter
ravensunnyd 0
aperently she did
psycho15 0
#80 i am psycho but atleast you would know if she virgin or not who care not the old days.
MzZombicidal 36
This whole thread is just disgusting and idiotic.
fayola 2
... you didn't recognise your daughter's voice?