Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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Cookie4U 0
it's not the fact of him recognizing his own daughters voice, maybe she didn't talk..... it could have been a group of 6 "loudmouthed" girls, so in a technical sense he could have been far away enough to hear them but not notice her voice. Yeah, think about that grammar Nazis. oh and fyl dude
GotALife 11
I want to know when was your first experience? Ya yours might of been younger, so give her a break maybe she 16 or something and that is not young to have your first experience.
DRIEAM 0
Ydi for lwtting her become a *****.
macskapingvin 0
If your daughter is old enough that you don't know where she is and what she's doing, then don't be surprised when she has done more than sit on park benches.
motero 0
man I hope never to have a daughter! just 2 much shit once they hit puberty..then say bye bye 2 ur sweet lil angel
GotALife 11
#77 get use to it....your parnets had to deal with you, right. Pass on the pain.
perdix 31
You'd better hope your kid kept "your little secret" while she claimed that her first experience was with someone outside her family. Ya perv!
k9luver13 0
why is everyone freaking out that he didn't recognize his daughters voice?! maybe she wasn't talking at the moment. geez louizzz
motero 0
that's why I hope I never have a girl. once they hit puberty, say bye bye to ur sweet lil angel
kitkatmiaow 21
You said that twice... its still not true...
ashrandom 0
Good job DAD. You fail at parenting. Smh
lemonzone25 17
How could you not recognize her voice...? But still FYL.