Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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ohshitnotagain 0
not as bad as when I found out my girlfriend was pregnant, were 14, and I'm a virgin. the father is my best friend.
Alyssa_Love 0
More like, **** your daughters life. Everybody has sex, is it really a surprise anymore?
amlethus 0
"Today I was sitting in the park with my friends, and we talked about our first time. The woman in front of us turns around and gives us the stink eye. It was my mother. FML.
KaylaKittyRawr 0
Be a better mother :p
bettyboy 4
People are saying 13 is the age when people are sexually active... I'm a kid, and I find that wrong, that is far too young, considering they're just starting puberty, and probably not even in a long relationship.
kemar7856 0
agree 13 is way to young I would say 16
UltimateGIRness 16
I agree 100% I am turning 13 in a week and I know of a few people thy are sexually active at my school.it annoys me that people do things like that. I have decided that I am waiting till I am married or at least engaged.ok I'm done raging now
jjbbygrl 0
O wow how do u know she wont die alone losing ur virginity has nothing to do woth dying alone
spottie 0
oh that is just horrible and mortifying! I'm so sorry.
juliarose002 0
how old was she ? I'm 14 and have ******. thats what the world is coming too /:
jadejazmyn 5
That's not fair. She's not a ho if she had sex and he said himself she didn't talk, so you don't know if she had sex or not!
jadejazmyn 5
You can talk to ur child until they are blue in the face about sex and not doing it and they will still have sex. He's not a bad father because she did have sex if indeed she did. But we don't know if she did.