Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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DjeePee 25
First: this world is still the same. It didn't change. The only thing that changed are the people and their values. In ancient Rome, girls of 14 where ready for marriage. In ancient Sparta, girls of 16 married men of at least 40 years old. That would be totally unacceptable nowadays - with good reason. So, actually, the world has improved. Yay. Second: for, let's say, 90-95% of all the 13-years olds, sex is NOT something they are ready for - also with good reason. But, because it simply can't be all 100% of them, some are already completely fullgrown and ready for sex, aged 13. Small, small, small minority, but they exist. Third: the average is indeed 15 years old, but having sex at that age doesn't make people ******. Fourth: the world is not ****** up because some, probably, young teenager had sex because she, hopefully, wanted it. Happens all the time. There are children of eight-years old, boys and girls, being prostituted at this very moment. That's bad.
chobitschibi1369 0
Everyone keeps saying '*****' and '******'. But to be considered that you usually have to have alot more sex than your first time. People use those words too much. If they are ****** for just talking bout that, then any damn person who has ever had sex is a *****. And OP, I am going to guess your daughter is older since you wanted to check on their age. That means they probably did not sound like young teen girls. Around 16 or 17, they get a more womanly voice. But its right in the middle of changing so it is hard to tell. If your daughter is that age, be proud. Too many are not even respecting their bodies enough to wait even that long.
nikkired 0
I'll bet you were turned on til you turned around.
enoughgrace 4
Steelers? they most certainly won't win the superbowl...
TheJawsman 18
#89: Best reply I've seen yet on this one:) Very intellectual:)
psycho15 0
she aint a **** she gonna do it anyways not like she gonna be virgin mary
iam808014 0
YDI for enjoying your coffee.
missy1212 0
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh. :)
AlyshaDeShae 10
Does anyone else have "Hey Mister" by Custom stuck in their head now? It's not she's a tramp... It's not she's not pure... Go YouTube it.
ktdad07 0
She just like getting her **** on, And it's good for that I'm sure. Yeah, good song.
Frickmetinajenks 0
Lol, **** her life.
SisyphereanTask 2
I think it's time to sit her down and talk to her about protection and birth control. Also, you should take her out and buy some condoms and, if she's having sex regularly, get her in to see the doctor and get a prescription for birth control. She should also start having pap tests at her yearly physicals. This isn't an FYL op, people have sex, it's not the end of the world. I hope that my baby girl protects herself when she gets to that stage.
Bobissmall 13
She was 12. Need i say more?
muffinlizzie 7
46 that does not make her a hoe. That was completely uncalled for. My friends and I tell each other about some of the people we have sex with, it's just what teenagers do.