Today, I was pulled over for speeding. As the cop approached my car, my cat appeared out of nowhere, seemingly jumping out of behind the passenger seat, ran up my arm, and sat on my shoulder with his eyes like satellite dishes. The officer was too busy laughing to give me a ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Fluffy was right! Making a cop laugh gets you out of a ticket! I'm off to make fun of every cop I can find!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Isn't that a good thing??? You shouldn't have been speeding anyway, but that cat saved you from getting a deserved ticket for it. Cat deserves a reward.
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Comments (4)
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
How is this an FML? Sounds like your cat got you out of a ticket. This should be a YML (Yay, My Life) or a YMC (Yay, My Cat).
BurnInDemonFire 39
Fluffy was right! Making a cop laugh gets you out of a ticket! I'm off to make fun of every cop I can find!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Isn't that a good thing??? You shouldn't have been speeding anyway, but that cat saved you from getting a deserved ticket for it. Cat deserves a reward.
FluffythePink 23
You give that cat a steak AND STOP ******* SPEEDING BEFORE YOU ******* KILL SOMEONE.