Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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Comments (233)
maddie30000 4
this experience seemed worse for your daughter than it was for you
littlechef22 0
i can tell who the people who don't have kids are. the last thing you want to hear is that kind of thing. not to mention daughters and sex when comes to fathers is taboo.
maybaybe 0
It's amazing you couldn't recognize your daughter's voice.
cowboyy_fml 0
I know that's what I said
docscientist 10
Who said her daughter was doing the talking?
Bekll 31
OP is the father.
docscientist 10
My mistake, but gender in this is sort of irrelevant. It's a parent, that's what matters.
gunman15 4
no one needs to know that's what there kids been up too
soldier4life_88 0
I do believe your little girl has grown up!! sorry but they all do eventually!!
gusgus36 5
aaaaah :( that's not a fun way to find out! I guess really any way of finding out wouldn't be fun. well, since she is already having sex, it won't help at all to freak out and try to keep it from happening again.... try to get her to use protection and hopefully you won't find yourself starring in an episode of 16 & Pregnant.
ChronicSnowflake 0
agreed!
TenderWhispers 0
*****, she will be unsuccessful at life
joeykrak 0
#20 that was totally uncalled for, is that ur own way of sympathizing with him? That really sucks OP, i agree with #18
lilvic56 5
lol thats f'ed up to say...and yeah get her to use protection
jltstephens 0
Hahahaha+I+thought+it+was+hilarious+%21%21++
Jonkbaby 23
mmm hot..
Sangoku_fml 0
Ouuuuups....!!!!!!!!!! do You deserve it???Daugther becoming a WIFE. FML for Ya.
Mysanitywins 10
Fail.
chelle_starlight 0
whoa...you didn't see that one cumming did ya!?
tory777 0
I think you're talking about *coming. just sayin,
Iissosmart 5
Tory, I think you missed the whole joke. Go ask your parents what "Cumming" means.
metalboy94 0
#24 and #86 win five internets each.
kitkatmiaow 21
Erm... No... I think they were pointing out that there was ZERO humour there... The joke wasn't funny...
docscientist 10
Wow, doesn't take much to win the internets these days...
docscientist 10
Wow, doesn't take much to win the internets these days...
xleanne_aLly 23
#75 and #104
nahbayccb 0
maybe she wanted to tell you but didn't know how?
xiiijinx 5
Why the hell would she want to tell him?