Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, I held my daughter’s fifth birthday at the park. What started as a fun playdate with all her friends turned into a day of horror, when a pair of teenage boys started running around our pavillion, screaming, “Babies come from sex! Babies come from sex!” FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5
so how old were these girls?
sallen0046 4
You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.
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MTZ8590 4
WOW! HOW SAD! I'M SORRY FOR YOU, DUDE!
Texass2224 0
how olds your daughter??!
psycho15 0
maybe she just telling her friends that to "fit in" an she stil a virgin. you can take her to a doctor and find out
DjeePee 25
You really are a psycho, he? Taking your teenage daughter to the doctor so he can check her virginity, how rude and humiliating is that? We don't live in the dark ages anymore.
Juliaa15 6
and actually there isn't a positive way to check. she could be atheletic if her hymen is broken, and some girls are born without them in the first place. it could be maturbating if they find tearing. and I agree with above comment. that's horrible. people have sex, and it being your daughter is no excuse to humiliate her. it was going to happen eventually. so it's not only embarassing, it's a total waste of time. I feel sorry for your children. they must be afraid to have friends.
sfhkxvn 4
that would be a horrible thing to do!!
psycho15 0
she aint a ***** you do it eventually dont mean wanna do so young my parents found out when i came home with ultra sound pictures be happy didnt find out that way
rockhound 0
Reading u comment hurt head.
IxIBAZIxI 2
Epic win right there
maniaap 0
sammeeee
jessisaur 0
Your misuse of the English language makes me die a little.
bubblej614 0
y does ever one keep saying he doesn't knw his daughters voice? maybe he thought she just sounded like her, sometime other people sound like someone u might now, so flipping chill with that, but anyways that's.. crazy
Juliaa15 6
your profile picture disgusts me. wherever you found that, I sure hope it's edited. which it probabaly is, but hey, there are some uuugly people out there. AAAAND! I also commented to tell you I agree one hundred percent. and if I were him, it'd be a bit weird to turn around to litsen and see who was talking about sex in public. that's just rude and a tad bit creepy. maybe background noise was loud as well. maybe he didn't care enough to immediatly think it was his daugter. people are jumping to conlusions here, but just because the dad doesn't think his daughter is a *****, doesn't mean he'll immediatly turn around. that last part probabaly didn't make sense but it kinda does. to me at least. (:
Juliaa15 6
your profile picture disgusts me. wherever you found that, I sure hope it's edited. which it probabaly is, but hey, there are some uuugly people out there. AAAAND! I also commented to tell you I agree one hundred percent. and if I were him, it'd be a bit weird to turn around to litsen and see who was talking about sex in public. that's just rude and a tad bit creepy. maybe background noise was loud as well. maybe he didn't care enough to immediatly think it was his daugter. people are jumping to conlusions here, but just because the dad doesn't think his daughter is a *****, doesn't mean he'll immediatly turn around. that last part probabaly didn't make sense but it kinda does. to me at least. (:
brianandtommy 4
Yes I hope this is edited for your sake:( and honestly everyone at one point in their lives lose their virginity it's natural everyone relax this dad doesn't need his head filled with a bunch of bullshit
amazinglover69 0
I'm suprized the daughter didn't post one right after saying FML my dad just heard me talk about the best time of my life
hotair10 9
Who says she had a good time? Maybe she didn't enjoy it too much.
Juliaa15 6
thankk you 43.
smileydancer92 2
sad isn't it?? at 13 me and my sisters were still playing with dolls and at the beggining of the boy liking stage haha but def not anywhere near enough to have sex. Jesus what has this world become!??
beaker38 5
So how old is she =[)
YourEvilHero 12
why do people always ask the op questions? they're not goinng to respond
ballwiz23 0
he did.. #132
underguarded 20
Your daughter is a hoe, OP. Wha other type of girl sits in a public place like a park and talks about the guys they bang? It's like they're just looking for a pimp.
Doortje 30
I think that's saying more about you than it does about how normal it is.
Accept 11
@46 Soo.. You never had sex at a young age and go around gossiping to your 'girl friends' about it? /Giggles.. Not everyone's perfect like you apparently. No reason to call her a hoe in the first place.
kitkatmiaow 21
isn't a 'hoe' a gardening implement?
Seddah 3
Who said the girls were talking loudly? OP never said how close he was to them. As far as discussing sex, my friends and I talk about it all the time. Usually it's at someone's house, but sometimes we talk about it in public. Though not who we've had sex with, just sex in general.