Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
gosh_mate 30
Not the best of places for personal grooming...
EPIKxPANDA 13
Worst part is that every time you sit on that couch, you will remember this moment.
Ashfal 8
She'll probably never sit on that couch again. At least I couldn't!
logicnazi 18
There are no words.
ColonelCusswords 24
Except "******* **** these ******* *******", thats a lot of em
sturschaedel 27
Tell her to use the bathroom next time! (Or, if she finds it impossible to do there, her own bed.) The living room is not the place for personal grooming!
Mrtigerblue 14
it's the mother's house. she can do as she damn pleases there
chuka81 27
Nothing you haven't seen before. You did come out of that very special place. And I really hope you weren't gonna ask her where the scissors were.
leogachi 15
This comment is ridiculous. It's not as if anyone remembers what their mother's genitals look like.
quackImapenguin 16
No. Shaving opens up microtears in the delicate skin of the vulva and increases the risk of various infections. Trimming it (in an appropriate area of the house obviously) or just letting it grow are really the best options. It's disturbing that women are expected to try to make our vulvas look as childlike as possible by completely removing the hair and that that's considered "sexy" anyway.
ColonelCusswords 24
No class
noisyboy4000 23
I'd just turn around and walk away as if that never happened. So sorry you had to witness that op
xx000o 27
Only total amnesia could wipe that from your mind, maybe not even that. "I don't remember who I am or where I am from, but I have these vivid memories of a woman on a couch cutting her pubic hair"
xx000o 27
That probably wiped out any questions to her for the next few years.
ColonelCusswords 24
#19 still cant get enough of that hairless pussy though. Looks great