Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
bman89 6
Maybe next time you'll knock. Hope you learned your lesson lol
purpleeeeee 13
Really? Knock to enter the living room?
thatslifeiguess7 16
knock where it was the living room
Twid 16
What a hairy situation...
worldclassrager 41
Ask where the brain bleach is then ask your original question... Can't she do that locked in the bathroom or something? I mean that's a bit out there
my_life_sucks12 8
Is there a category named, scarred for life?
sonnyrosa 32
Who the hell clicks "you deserve it" on something like this? Jesus tapdancing Christ, what the hell has happened to people?
toasterspoon 17
I agree with you there there is usually no way of avoiding the living room
BuckNekkid 22
can't un-see that
trevorsw1987 10
best one yet thats farked ?
Miss_Whipped 43
Am I the only one who doesn't find this as traumatic as everyone else? Yeah she's cutting her own pubes with scissors in HER LIVING ROOM and nobody wants to see that, but to be scarred for life? That's a little much.
leogachi 15
Where exactly do you draw the line? If the house was empty, then sure, do whatever in your own living room. With the kids at home, be a little more considerate. Op probably has no other choice than to live with their mom, and they shouldn't have to see that.
Miss_Whipped 43
It still shouldn't 'scar you for life' either way. If it does, you are sheltered as ****.
hardy24 9
There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that, I'm sorry
WolfAvenge 22
Not so sure I would sit on the couch anymore... If she's gladly cuts her pubs there there's no telling what else she does on that thing...