Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
DrCheese 16
What. The. ****!?!?!?!?
crazy_loner 25
Good luck getting that image out of your head.. Sorry OP. FYL
S_Gnu 17
If it's Ireland, it's safe to assume she was drunk.
Kidjazzin 17
Why the living room? Why not somewhere private? Wtf.
Miss_Mandi 29
If you ever sit on that couch again and find hairs OP, I'm sorry. Lol
damiencollins 8
Fancy.
AnFrickenTwan 19
I probably would've bleached my eyes afterwards
quackImapenguin 16
It's one thing to find a particular grooming practice attractive and quite another thing to say that all women ought to comply with your preferences and shame the women who don't. At this point, women are constantly being told that we're gross and undesirable if we have any pubic hair at all, which leads to body image problems, compliance with a grooming practice that is unhygenic and infantilizing, wasted money on razors or waxing, and wasted time doing the shaving or waxing. So it's important for the message that having pubic hair is okay and doesn't make you gross or unhygenic to be out there. Men who want to inflict the barbie doll look on all women need to learn that we aren't here just to appeal to you.
callsign_banana 19
It seems you've gotten in to a hairy situation with your mom.
baileybutler 16
On the couch?!?!