Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
pyrexicpoet 18
Would be funny if she gets the nickname Edward scissorhands
leogachi 15
If Edward Scissorhands cut pubes it would have been a very different movie.
pyrexicpoet 18
That was a clip you never wanted to see
ColonelCusswords 24
Im not saying every woman should shave, my girl sure aint. Im saying what is on a lotta mens (sometimes womens) minds, "wow that hairless pussy looks great"
wordnerd17 10
Wtf!
GermanRanger 7
Wait are u a guy or girl??? Cuz if ur a guy i feel really sorry for u
pinque 19
Ewwwwww
Ethan11170 2
Better mom than grandma
cronagorgon 11
Mother figures
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um drag the sofa outside and burn it! This gives a whole new meaning to he song Surrender..... "mamas all right....daddy's alright..... How long was the hair.