Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
CharlesEmersonW 31
And off to therapy it is then . . . No but kidding aside, it's awkward to have that happen, but still, could have been worse. We are all human beings, I'm sure each and every one of us will somehow make our future children feel awkward somehow, someday :))
PegLegRacing 34
Is that half the point of having kids? Embarrassing the shit out of them on the reg.
CharlesEmersonW 31
Yep, exactly what I said :)
wakemeupplease 21
oh my god!!! time to move in your own cause it's gonna be super awkward
ptoka 20
30, I read that in the voice of your pic. Way too funny.
pleasedie 22
Welp now you can never use those scissors
annxlosada 10
an uncomfortable situation
gintwinsmoore 20
tell her to use clippers next time. it's much faster and you don't run the risk of seeing her pantless!!!! oh and tell her to do that shit in the bathroom...that's just gross!
saffy66 34
What a shame she didn't do it somewhere more private. That's going to make for some awkward moments for a while.
loserman67 36
No amount of therapy, drugs or alcohol will ever erase that image from your mind. Sorry OP, Your life really does suck...
vikky538 29
Rush to grocery store and buy some bleach right away
rockwrench 18
You just got to meet your maker.