Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
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DogStew 20
doctor! you're doing it wrong!
MissIconic 8
Doctor's error? But either way... Congratulations !!! :)
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Comments (163)
jpoole 4
You're the cloning factory in Star Wars!! I knew it.
jetsown08 21
In that case OP, I'm sorry for destroying your labs constantly in Star Wars Battlefront 2.
warfare32 9
That game is fricken amazing. Now that Disney owns Star Wars, we might get BF3 for real now.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
You have to find a different abbreviation for Battlefront 3. BF3 is already taken. Battlefield 3. No other game shall share its glory. Lol
Pleonasm 36
Now give them half a talisman each and seperate them, only for them to reunite years later.
secretbagofstuff 4
Haha that'd be awesome! Kind of harsh, but awesome!! :)
SilverFoxx 19
Now thats a great day for everybody!
TrentF13 12
Congratulations. :) You're a mommy of twins. I might run into the same surprise one day too, my fiancé's family runs twins.
Jacquelinia 6
Congratulations! I didn't know doctors could even make that mistake these days with all the ultrasounds.. Oh well imagine the stories you'll tell the boys when they grow up about how they were a surprise =)
jennawill10 10
How is this an FML? Clearly, your husband is shocked so he may be thinking irrationally right now but you've been blessed with TWO BABY BOYS. So congratulations! :)
annie_nk 23
Plus her username indicates she's happy. Nothing bad about that but it doesn't make the FML convincing.
CueTheMusic 22
now you can go baby shopping for one of everything again!
SanaSazi 32
Congratulations!
whogivesafuck88 10
Congrats!!!
prettyinpink03 11
Reminds me of the last episodes of friends when chandler and Monica get unexpected twins!
CharresBarkrey 16
Does this look like the face of someone in the know?!
CharresBarkrey 16
121 - that was a quote from the specific episode they were talking about. Although, I think it may have been "two people in the know" instead of " someone in the know." A little fuzzy on that part.
spottyblanket 8
why is this an FML?