Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
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Top comments
DogStew 20
doctor! you're doing it wrong!
MissIconic 8
Doctor's error? But either way... Congratulations !!! :)
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Comments (163)
AngelEyes2182 0
Was your doctor a man as well? Hahaha!
xSunnyOlivia 17
Just out of curiosity, how did you not know? Wouldn't your stomach be huge? I would be scheduling a C-section because if i had a baby as big as twins, i'd be scared.
Helskellion 4
Wow congratulations!! On your babies that is not the husband (bless his heart lol)
BFMV1225 7
Wow! Congratulations on the babies :D
xRezSynn 15
Congratulations is all i can say
Jessj958 19
Congratulations! But I will say this isn't really an FML because having a child is such a blessing. But you got two so you get double the blessings. Instead of an FML is should maybe be like a how in the world did this happen?! Lol
eash 10
Why is everyone saying congrats???!!! And exactly how is this an FML
Korosuhito 26
Bit of a spanner in the works but amazing nonetheless. Congrats!
czyk_it 5
I'm saying both. Only because this is funny as hell.
fantasyworld 39
Congrats!