Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, I have four daughters in high school. All four announced they are pregnant. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Top comments
Iamthebanzai22 21
Lol! That's funny. Not so much for the kids, but definitely a joke worth telling.
juggalo2 22
If they are fraternal twins it is possible they may still be from different fathers.
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Comments (4)
Iamthebanzai22 21
Lol! That's funny. Not so much for the kids, but definitely a joke worth telling.
juggalo2 22
If they are fraternal twins it is possible they may still be from different fathers.
Crowned Sataness 12
child support collector is not a career choice. use birth control
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's nice to see someone has managed to stay open for business during this global cost of living crisis.